Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - No, you're WAY to young 5-7 - You can hang out with friends (playdates sorta) 8-12 - I have to know where, and know the parents. 13-16 - same rules apply to 8-12 17+ - yes, let me know and please be safe Bedtimes: 0-4 - 7:40 5-7 - 8:20 8-10 - 9:30 - 10pm 11-12 - 9:30- 10pm, 11pm on weekends but i would still tell you to sleep earlier 13+ - anytime, just a good amount of sleep! Devices: 0-4 - nothing sry but you can watch tv i guess 5-7 - use my phone for a bit 8-12 - iPad/tablet, smartwatch, and phone once you start middle school 13+ - anything you already have or will buy Makeup: 0-7 - pretend makeup 8-12 - only at special occasions maybe some lipbalm and light makeup 13+ - anytime and anything nothing too over the top if we're going somewhere where it wouldnt be appropriate Grades: As and Bs - great! i love you kid Cs - I don’t mind, just not too much (ok maybe i do get it up if you can) Fs - 1 or 2, do missing work I'm not happy with you, 3+ GO STUDY Allowance: 0-4 - you're not a good kid yet for money 5-7 - i give $1-2 depending on what you do but ill ACTUALLY save it so u dont lose it 8-12 - $2-3 for most chores unless its something you have to do (ex: making your bed, going to sleep on time etc) 13-16 - $4 every chore if it was done with effort and not sloppily, and maybe go mow lawns and get a part-time job if u can 17+ - get a job. but if for some reason youre struggling, ill try and help you whenever i can Smoking: 0-17 - OF COURSE NOT 18+ - i would try and stop you but if you are or if i didnt know about it i would cry- Extracurricular Activities: 0-5 - you can do sports and start an instrument if you seem happy about it 6-10 - is its hosted by your school go ahead, and you can continue what you started when u were younger (if you want to) 11-14 - yup, you can join school sports continue what you've been in since young if you want and clubs too 15+ - sure, just let me know what it is and if it fits our schedules Punishments: 0-5 - 0-3 i would move you away from whatever bad you're doing (pulling on cables, opening random drawers) then from 4-5 i would talk to you on why what you're doing is bad 6-8 - you won't have as much screen time for a certain amount of time depending on what you did 9-13 - i'll take your phone after school for a certain amount of time and you'll earn it back (depending on what it was) 14+ - i'll either: a.) talk to you about it and do as much as i can about it or b.) ground you Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
