In the land of snacks, there's a plot to deceive A treat so bland, it's a culinary deceive The Rice Cake Republic, a tyranny so bold Crushing our taste buds, young and old Rice Cake Republic, a crime to our sight A snack so evil, it's a moral fight We demand justice, we demand change Make Rice Cake Republic illegal, it's not worth the range They claim it's healthy, but it's just a lie A vessel for flavorless rice, no need to ask why No butter, no salt, no joy in our hearts Just a dry, crunchy shell that falls apart Rice Cake Republic, a crime to our sight A snack so evil, it's a moral fight We demand justice, we demand change Make Rice Cake Republic illegal, it's not worth the range From crackers to cookies, from chips to pretzels too There are better snacks out there, that's what we choose No more Rice Cake oppression, no more bland delight Let's rise up and take back our snacking night Rice Cake Republic, a crime to our sight A snack so evil, it's a moral fight We demand justice, we demand change Make Rice Cake Republic illegal, it's not worth the range Join the revolution, join the crusade Let's overthrow the Rice Cake regime For a snack-filled world where taste buds reign supreme Let's make the Rice Cake Republic an illegal dream!
