Lego Fortnite story (in description)

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this is a story of why you should never play Lego Fortnite. chapter 1 The beginning _____________________________________________BOOM! BOOM! Dynamite was exploding in the air like fireworks! And all I could do was sit there and watch my house get destroyed. *3 weeks earlier* dps_gaming: oh hi Mike nice village! I think I will set my base here. It is a bit late to be setting up a base but hey who cares. Mike: I know but we need to become the strongest town! we need to start building up an army to beat Reese! dps_gamng: if we knock out Reese we can become the strongest town! now where did I put the blast powder... *1 day later* BOOM! BOOM! CRASH! whoa look at all the wood! We could make a wood bank! Mike: lets do it! *1 hour later* dps_gaming: alright done! now we are the strongest village! chapter 2 The brute ____________________________________________ dps_gaming: alright I need a bigger house than this itsy bitsy one. *10 minutes later* and... done! now that I think about it this village needs an upgrade! SAW! BUZZ! alright done! Mike: AHHH HELP! dps_gaming: MIKE!?!? Mike: ITS THE BRUTE! dps_gaming: *SHING* ATTACK! *SHING* *WHOOSH* *SLAM* AH my arm! Mike get the crossbow! Mike: *Trigger sound* *Brute screaming* dps_gaming: Nice miiii whats that? its aaaa brute scale! We have a brute scale! I will go put it in my house. *GASP* no no no what did the brute do to my house?!? oh that's just great. Mike: got to go, bye :) dps_gaming: bye, now back to my house lets see if Mike has wood. ????: *Steals wood* dps_gaming huh!?! GET BACK HERE! who was that? huh Reese! Mike: alright I am back on and wait where's my wood? DPS did you take my wood?!? dps_gaming: No it was Reese, I swear! chapter 3 The journey _____________________________________________ Mike: Don't blame it on reese it was you! Now get out of my village! dps_gaming *sighs* ok... *The next day* dps_gaming: there are new cars in lego fortnite! Let's build one and then find a perfect spot for a village! Jp: sure! Drew: why not! *30 minutes later* here we are! Jp: A mountain?!? dps_gaming: Now we have the high ground! Drew: why do we need high ground? dps_gaming: if we become the best village people will try and bomb us, and from here we can fight them off! Drew and Jp: ok! dps_gaming: ok where do we start... chapter 4 The war _____________________________________________ *1 week later* dps_gaming: Now that we are the most advanced village let's make some defense! walls or traps? Jp: Walls! dps_gaming: ok but we need wood and stone to make it. Drew: I'm on it! dps_gaming: nice now let's continue on the rocket Jp! Jp: did you get the thrusters? dps_gaming: yes and I made a pad to launch it from! Now who is going on the very dangerous rocket? Jp: you! dps_gaming: crap! Drew: I got the materials and built the wall! dps_gaming: nice now let's test the rocket! *switches flipping* Rocket computer: T-minus 5-4-3-2-1 liftoff! dps_gaming: ahhhh! eject eject! *poof*. We did it now lets get back to the village! BOOM! BOOM! Dynamite was exploding in the air like fireworks! And all I could do was sit there and watch my house get destroyed. This started the war... chapter 5 The end _____________________________________________ dps_gaming: NOOOOO! MY HOUSE! *gasp* MIKE?!?! Mike: This is my revenge! dps_gaming: you do not know what you've started! wait what's this? blueprints for a bombing machine... *1 day later* dps_gaming: attack!! *BOOM* *BOOM* *shing* time to finish this battle once and for all! Mike: then so be it! AHH! *shing* *clang* *shing* dps_gaming: It doesn't have to end this way! Mike: yes it does dps_gaming: *shing* Mike: AAAA! dps_gaming: what have I done... Mike: bro you respawn dps_gaming: oh! The end