First, idioms, The man beefed up before the boxing event. He was armed to the teeth. When the tournament started, he and his opponent were neck and neck. But, before long, The man's opponent (who was wet behind the ears) went cold turkey and almost bit the dust. He had a slim chance anyway And, "HOLD YOUR HORSES!" Screamed the referee, "Let's address the elephant in the room. Sir, this is a horse race, not an elephant race." Eric sighed and swapped his elephant with a horse. Joseph then asked, "Ref, my horse is a little upset. Can I get someone's goat?" The referee agreed. Eric then said, "Ref, Scarlett's being an eager beaver." She replied, "Sorry Eric, I'm so excited! I'm running around like a headless chicken today! I thought I would turn turtle!" The referee sighed, "Why is everyone such a sacred cow?" THE END Those stories were crock and bull. Except the bull went to a china shop. The china shop had more holes than Swiss cheese after that. It's quite sad because the china shop was the best thing before sliced bread. Now it's a hot potato that needs to have a bone to pick with someone. But, everyone knew the shop was just a pie in the sky.
