To be sung in the utmost serious tone: Fantasy Where dreamers go to escape reality ‘Cause reality sucks, to be honest Respect to the delusionaires You guys are the best at gaslighting Fantasy Filled with chocolate Everyone is sugar high It’s a wonder you have a government Do you all go to bed at three in the morning? Fantasy Obsessed with Timothee Chalamet Y’all are crazy Are there propaganda posters with his face around? That would be funny Fantasy Where giraffes roam free Giving everyone rabies Or maybe just gorging on chocolate Sugar high giraffes, just what the world needs Fantasy Do you guys pay with chocolate? I can’t imagine much of an economy… Just kidding, I know you guys are racked Yeah…yeah… Fantasy Do you guys at least pay your oompa loompas? I should hope so… Or they’ll riot! Do you want an army of little orange people taking over? Fantasy I’m running out of insults, so maybe I’ll compliment you You are very creative A dreamscape of wonder Wonderful chocolate Best I've ever had, not going to lie Fantasy Such kind people So welcoming and bright Maybe it's just the chocolate... It does make me happier! Long live fantasy!! 201 words
