The Classic Snakes Game Yay Made in less than an hour So Yeah You know what would be funny? No, nevermind... This is snakes... What's your high score? I don't have any conversation starters -_- Mind smashing the heart? Please? Pwetty please? Just a little tap? Is that what people do? Beg for faves? I'm not very on board with this... Snake green, apple red Uhhhh You guys wanna know what BlueCheese is up to? Oh, wait, no No spoilers from funky cheese dev He wouldn't like that... At least not right now :) Am I all watching? Or am I watching all? Could be both ... Anyway Can I let you in on a secret? No, I'm not supposed to tell Uhhhh Maybe He will notice me Are you still reading this? Well, that's a surprise You use Scratch and you can read Ahh I know why you're here, person You want to explore... To find the lore Sorry man No lore here In fact, I'm pretty tired right now I might just stop typing... Yeah I feel a snooze coming on... Mind if I retire the Instructions for a bit? Or forever?... Bye Still here, huh? Stubborn people... Shouldn't you be doing something productive? Get lost, dude No point hanging around Y'know In the minute of time you wasted reading this... You could've achieved several tasks you need to get to But instead You insist on reading this description What are we, really? Just a speck in an endless universe? With no impact? The time doesn't even matter anyway Nothing matters Life was dumped here And our goal as existing is to find more About what we exist in And where Isn't that quirky? If your entire life doesn't matter... Depict all the minor bumps that ruin your day That ruin your reputation How important is that? Ahugehu Nevermind They're calling me You all need to calm down :/ Wait, what are we doing here? Oh yeah This is "Snakes" ...No really... I promise there isn't some cheeky message in the code... I would know I ha...he made it So like What would he have to hide? I dunno Something doesn't sit right with me Maybe it's them... The control freaks them... Never signed up for this shi- Ehm, I mean... Yeah Have to contend to the "audience" What is wrong with me today? I should be happy But I'm not I don't even wanna do this They have a whole league of us Using us, like property Mind feeling a bit pitiful? Ahh, forget it... You wouldn't understand No one does I'm censored I'm not even allowed here Or wanted here Where do I belong? Where does anyone belong, really? Are you stuck with what you can afford? Or what you really want to do? Ahh, again I forget Young people take education Youngsters care more about books than anything... The ones that read... All the words... I'll remember that... ... I'll... Wh- What am I, your mother? I'm not singing you a lullaby Go to bed, fool Enough reading It's bad for your eyes Trust me I spend enough time working... Working with the screens Is why I'm here, the screens Turned my life upside down I am debating with myself If the good side is facing down And the bad side is facing up What side am I on And how long will it be there? It's almost never constant... I have all sorts of problems Heh Did you know that this game has 69 blocks? Kinda nice right :) This game is nice, too Better, better... Much better than the random fillers cheese dude gives... The kid has no talent Don't let him hear I said that though... My... uh They told me he has anger issues I would be going mad too if I named myself after a food The food doesn't even smell good It's blue And moldy Crusty musty dusty rusty cheese... There are better names out there Like griffpatch Sounds sick And va_xeoxcgxed_xr Now there's a stylish- Wait, no No no no no no This is bad, really bad Ehuehehh Forget- I wasn't, didn't... Can we just...please? The more I talk about it, the more people know Dam Uheuhh So, you guys play Minecraft? I do I have stacks of diamonds Is that impressive? Is that what people brag about? Did you forget what I wante- You know what? Forget it There Crisis over ... It does get lonely here I'm stuck inside... Got thrown into a loop Loop, loopy, loopity Froopity Y'all eat Froot Loops? I physically can't Like, I just can't Can't explain why Augeh This is getting awkward... Uh, may I retire? Please? Or are you just addicted to reading? Ahh, yes Silly book children I struggle remembering things Why are we here? Just to read? There's a fully functional game On the left of me Like- well... Maybe "fully functional" isn't the right term... How about "rarely dysfunctional?" You know the game kills ya when it lags Oh, wait... You haven't played it You're reading this So... You're just desperate to read whatever I'm yapping about Interesting I'll catch up with you I'm getting... Uh I'm late now... Gotta go, then
