EXPLANATIONS ANNOYING: Nobody's ever called me annoying before. They just don't talk to me. UNIQUE: We are all soulless husks of different pathless vessels. We are all the same in our own different and twisted ways. FAMOUS: Sometimes, I forget who I am! KIND: I'm the kindest guy you'll ever see. Not a single good deed is undone from me! HELPFUL: Helping those in need makes me feel something inside, and I don't like it. SMART: I passed my IQ test with flying colors, got a solid 94 of what I assume is 100. PRETTY/HANDSOME: I'm pretty handsome, but handsomely pretty. CREATIVE: This jar isn't supposed to be here. DUMB: Goes hand in hand with the smart jar. I left a little in there so you don't feel too inferior. ARTISTIC: Everyone at school calls me artistic all the time. Right? MEAN: I'm more of a median guy myself. HUMBLE: I'm soooo humble, there's not a guy in the world less humble than me! Also, when I put my paradox jar next to this one, it starts humming ominously. Anyone know why? ROMANTIC: I've got a heart of steel, and everyone else has a corrosive heart. BRAVE: I was brave enough to drink all the bravery juice from this jar, but now I'm scared to admit that. AESTHETIC: I'm really aesthetic. Everything has to fit a pattern, and nothing here contradicts that. FUNNY: I don't like comedy. HYPER: I'm so mellowed out, you'd mistake me for a human being! CRAZY: That information's for me and my psychiatrist only. How the hell'd you know about that, anyway?
77Number77 i guess?? there are like 50 "original" versions of this but whatever it's a trashpost anyway
