kinda fpe themed, but not really click on him to make him spin, and drag him into the wall three times to make him angry! sorry if the text just looks like he's saying 'ow'. the text was buggy so I had to make him only say 'ow'.
"Say hello to your new spinning pet Little Henry! He walks, he talks, and most importantly, he spins! You can pick him up and slam him into a wall for all I care! Go play with the little rascal and listen to his sobs as you repeatedly abuse him! He's all yours, for the low, low price of [redacted]! So come on over to [redacted] Boulevard, [redacted] to claim yours today! (Warning: Little Henry had been shown to become aggressive if slammed against a wall 3 or more times. Do not give to children under the age of 3. Please remember at all times to feed Little Henry only his pre-packaged food, or he may become rowdy. Do not touch Little Henry without protection. Side effects of touching Little Henry without protection include: nausea, diarrhea, rashes, bite marks, rabies, cancer, and death.)"
