~SPOILERS for.. ALMOST EVERYTHING!~ PART 4 LETS GO- >:D Putting an ☆ on my favorites or ones that are very in character! <3 1. ☆ Edgeworth: Self care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks. 2. Phoenix: What the heck is wrong with you!? Edgeworth: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else. 3. Larry: I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic. Phoenix: What's the difference then? Larry: Doctors actually save lives, medics just make you more comfortable as you die. Edgeworth: Note to self, never get shot. 4. ☆ Edgeworth: The first time ever I got upset in front of Gumshoe, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Franziska: The first time Gumshoe hugged me, it was such a disaster that we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after. 5. ☆ Gumshoe, driving and singing to the Little Einstein's theme song: We're going on a trip- Edgeworth: In your favorite piece of [BLEEP]! Maya: Doing 95! Phoenix: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE- 6. Phoenix: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Maya: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Pearl, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Phoenix: You're a bad influence. Maya: And you don't know your sayings. 7. ☆ Mia, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I AM ENERGY- Godot, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds. 8. Pearl: What does 'Take Out' mean? Maya: Food. Mia: Dating. Phoenix: Murder. Dahlia: IT CAN BE ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD- 9. Gumshoe: Franziska's gonna kill me- Edgeworth: No, she'll probably make me do it. 10. Larry: How do you tell someone their breath stinks? Phoenix: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash. 11. Pearl: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? Edgeworth: A stab wound. 12. Edgeworth as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures! Edgeworth now: I can’t wait to go to bed. 13. Larry: It's illegal to look better than me. Edgeworth: Guess we're all going to jail then. 14. Larry: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Maya: 'Prettiest smile'. Phoenix: 'Nicest personality'. Franziska: 'Most likely to start a bar fight.' Edgeworth: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.' 15. Edgeworth: I swear I am the only one here with a braincell. Phoenix, Maya, and Larry: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAINCELL! 16. Maya: Follow your dreams! Edgeworth: I literally only have nightmares. 17. Edgeworth: If Manfred and I were drowning, who would you save? Manfred: You two can't swim? Franziska: It's a hypothetical question, Papa! Who would you save? Manfred: My time and effort. 18. Maya: I'VE BEEN BIT BY A SNAKE- WHAT DO I DO!? Phoenix: ELEVATE AND APPLY PRESSURE! Maya: Okay?? Maya, picking up the snake: APOLOGIZE OR ELSE! 19. Edgeworth: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. 20. Franziska: You saved me..? Why? Edgeworth: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. 21. Edgeworth: Why do you hang out with me? Gumshoe: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! Edgeworth: Edgeworth: I feel a little sorry for you. 22. Edgeworth: A person can really hear themselves think out here. Edgeworth's mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked?! WILL YOU DIE ALONE?! Edgeworth: Well, that was a mistake. 23. Edgeworth: *Seductively takes off glasses* Edgeworth: Wow.. Oldbag, blushing: Haha.. what? Edgeworth: You're really blurry. 24. Gumshoe: Where did Franziska go? Edgeworth: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess she went left. Gumshoe: You could really figure it out from that? Edgeworth: No, you idiot. Franziska sent me a text. 25. Maya: Would you take a bullet for me? Phoenix: ..Yes? *Franziska angrily runs into the room* Maya, running away: Great! Thanks! 26. Larry: So, Miles, do you have a crush on anyone? Edgeworth: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety. 27. *In the past* Manfred: That's it! Go to your room! Franziska: That's not fair! You never sent Miles to his room! Manfred: Miles never leaves his room. Manfred: If he was in trouble, I'd make him sit in the living room and interact with others. 28. Larry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen? Edgeworth: Neither. Edgeworth: Because it's twelve. 29. Phoenix: Maya, please calm down- Maya: I asked for two large fries! Maya: *Dumps fries onto table* Maya: BUT ALL THEY DID WAS GIVE ME A MILLION LITTLE ONES- (Notes and credits)
+ 30. Gumshoe: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Maya: Try to calm myself down! Edgeworth: Sleep. Phoenix: Get myself into even more stress so the first reason for my stress gets canceled out. Franziska: I don't. 31. Larry: Compliment me. Edgeworth: You have eyes. Larry: That works. 32. Gumshoe: Edgeworth, what's your birthday? Edgeworth: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me!? Gumshoe: Gumshoe: So I know when to wish you a happy birthday- 33. Edgeworth: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat? Eustace: I don't eat with losers. Edgeworth: Neither do I, but I'm asking you, didn't I? 34. Edgeworth: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch! Missile: *just stands there* Franziska: He didn’t do it. Edgeworth: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself. 35. Franziska: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man! 36. Larry: I'm so happy that my two favorite people are getting along now! Gumshoe: Uh, Phoenix and Edgeworth aren't getting along. Larry: They're not trying to k1ll each other. Gumshoe: You may have a point. 37. Phoenix: A mosquito tried to bite me, so I slapped it and k1lled it. Phoenix: And I started thinking. Phoenix: Like, it was just trying to get food. Phoenix: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Maya: Are you okay- 38. Phoenix: I am an expert at identifying birds. Maya: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Phoenix: Yeah, they're all birds. 39. Edgeworth, talking to himself as he faces Gumshoe: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, jokes on them! I've never been secure in my life, and I'm not about to start now! 40. Gumshoe: One time I went to hand Maggey a bowl of soup. I wanted to say, "Careful, it's hot!" and "Here's your soup!", so I said, "Careful, it's soup!" 41. Phoenix: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lie down and accept my fate. 42. Gumshoe: How are you today? Edgeworth: Please don't make me think about my life. 43. Phoenix: Edgeworth thanked me once and I couldn't decide between "No problem!" and "No worries!", so I yelled "No worms!" to them as they walked away. 44. Maya: Hey, Miles! Can you tell me the opposite of these words? Maya: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Edgeworth: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Edgeworth, realizing: The Satisfaction. 45. Edgeworth: What the heck- Edgeworth: ESPN is showing the 2003 national jump rope championship. Edgeworth: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- Ooh, bouncy. ----------------------------------------------------------------- That's all for now! More coming soon! <33 Inspired by @tinysootypaws! Ace Attorney for the characters!
