The story begins, with who′s gonna win Knowing the danger that lies within Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan I am the Eggman, that′s what I am I am the Eggman, with the master plan I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go They're perfect in every way I′d love to destroy, the blue one you know He′s an obstacle that always gets in my way I love playing this game by my rules I will conquer the world with my tools All my machines are made for destruction I will build my empire! I will succeed and you will see With my machines, there is no retreat I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan I am the Eggman, that′s what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan I am the enemy, I will succeed My mission, yeah, I must complete My name is Eggman, don't forget my name If you ask me again, I′ll tell you the same I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan I am the Eggman, that′s what I am I am the Eggman I got the master, master plan I am the Eggman!
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