Lyrics- Epic rap battles of history Napoleon versus Napoleon Begin Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little ••••• you are When it comes to world leaders you like literally lowered the bar I'll rip your bones apart Bonaparte, turn your horse into glue Welcome to The Battle of Waterloo part II I got skills, I'll put you in a half, Horatio Nelson You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin You could keep your french fries, I got tater tots you gnome Why don't you crawl back in your little shell, escargot the heck home How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm I am French! You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama Smacking your face 'til your lips swell up like Lafawnduh's Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico! This ••••••••• about to see how bad a battle can be After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me Why don't you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide 'Cause this is a rap roller-coaster, you're not even tall enough to ride I don't even care how many like stupid Prussians you've killed 'Cause to me, you're just the emperor of the Lollipop Guild Sacrebleu! T'as une tête à faire sauter les plaques d'egouts I'm going to shove your moon boots right up your poop shoot I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a •••••• meringue You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to •••• Who won? Who's next? You decide Epic rap battles of history
