LIKE BRO I'M JUST TRYNA GIVE SOMEONE AN APP YOU FREAKING APPROVED OF AND NOW I CAN'T COMMENT FOR TWENTY FREAKIN MINUTES BRO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IN TWENTY MINUTES WATCH ANIME RECAPS BRUH HELL NAH MAN I'M LITERALLY BOUGHTA CRASH OUT AND GO TO SCRATCH HQ TO FILE A COMPLAINT AND START BARKING LIKE A FREAKING ALPHA SIGMA WOLF MALE GIGA CHAD KAI CENAT FAEDUM TARX GYURT SUSSY BAKA TACO BELL SKIBIDI RIZZLER MAN PACK LEADER THE ONE YOU CAN TRUST LITTLE TIMMY MR YEET TO THE FLIPPIN FEET I'M TAKING A TWO ON THE MOON MONKEY D DOWN BAD AVERAGE SIZED THATS WHAT SHE SAID COTTON EYE JOE EVERYONE AND THEIR FLIPPIN MOTHER SUCKERS IN MY BASEMANT CRYING FOR EQAULITY AND CIVIL JUSTICE BECAUSE OH MY GOD I NEED A CHAOS EMERALD BRO I AM SUNKY AND I DID A THING BRO I'M LITERALLY HIMOTHY HILLS BRUH I'D WIN NAH BRO THE MEATLOAF IS BURNING DOWN HELP BRO YOU CAN FIND PEACE FOR YOURSELF OI OI OI OH MY JAH I NEED MY TAXES PAYED AND I NEED TO GO TAKE A NICE NAP AND GET RIGHT BACK UP TO WATCH ISHOWSPEED CLOSE HIS TISCORD SERVER BECAUSE ISHOWCALORIES FARDED IN THE CHAT BRO WHAT IS THIS ONE BY ONE LEGO BRICK BRUH WHAT IS THAT TWO MILLIMETERS YOU TRYNA SHOW OFF LIKE ITS ACTUALLY GIVING OFF SOME LAZY AAH DEV WORK BRO AND I DON"T CART IF THIS GETS ME BANNED IN THE NAME OF INNOCENT EIGHT YEAR OLDS BRUH I DON'T CARE BRO TODAYS EIGHT YEAR OLDS WATCH KAI CENAT AND SKIBIDI TOILET AND POSSIBLY NICO CADO AVACODO WHO HATES HIS VEGGIES AND EATS SEVENTEEN BIG MACS A DAY BECAUSE HE HAS MOOLAH NAH NAH NAH WHAT THE ACTUAL ALL MY FELLAS IS GOING ON HERE BRUH I DON'T CARE IF YOU AIN'T EVEN READING THIS ANYMORE BRUH ITS JUST AS WELL BECAUSE YOU WON'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE FREAKIN PROJECT IN THE FIRST PLACE BRO LIKE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN NEEDE ADLONS BECAUSE YOU GUYS CAN'T OH YOU KNOW PUT SPECIFIC NUMBERS ON FOLLOWER COUNT PROJECTS STUDIO COMMENTS PROJECTS CURATORS/MANAGERS AND REMIX COUNT BRUH LIKE YALL NEED TO RISE TO THE OCCASION BRUH LIKE SIMPLE STUPID UPDATES LIKE REPLACING THE ICONIC EVER BEAUTIFUL BLUE OF SCRATCH 3.0 AND EVERY VERSION BEFORE THAT WITH FREAKIN PURPLE BRO LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BRUH NOBODY FREAKIN ASKED FOR PURPLE BRUH THESE DAYS WHEN I SEE SCREENSHOTS OF SCRATCH USING THE PURPLE BRO I LITERALLY SMASH MY HEAD THROUGH MY SHOWER CURTAINS BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY FREAKIN CHILDHOOD FAVORITE COLOR FROM MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITE WEBSITE BRUH LIKE WHAT LEGO GAME OF BATMAN DO YOU THINK YOU WERE TRYNA DO BRUH WITH THIS PURPLE MAN LIKE TO MATCH YOUR LOGO YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST PUT SOME ORANGE AND YELLOW PUT NO YOU CHOSE PURPLE BRUH LIKE WHY PURPLE BRO LIKE THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS PURPLE IS 's PROFILE PICTURE MAN THIS COLOR IS GOOFY BRUH PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF MY DEPRESSION MAN WHY COULDN'T WE GET CYAN CHAT LIKE WHAT THE DEVS DOING BRUH WE NEED SCRATCH 4.0 BUT NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO LETS MAKE THE PEOPLE WAIT FOR THE UPDATES AND REPLACE THE NICE BLUE WITH THE SADNESS OF PURPLE AND I DON'T GIVE A DAM DANIEL ABOUT YOU GUYS SAYING "ITS VIOLET GLITCH ITS VIOLET" NAH THIS IS AMERICA (at least for me lol) I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH ACCORDING TO THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND NOT ALLOWING ME TO SHARE A WEBSITE WITH A FRIEND AND YOU DON'T LET ME SHARE THE GOOD THINGS WE ACTUALLY NEED ON THIS SITE OFFICIALLY WITH THEM IS LEADING ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE ADDING TO YOUR WEBSITE WHICH CLEARLY ISN'T THE CASE BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY MADE A COLLAB EXTENSION OF THIS WEBSITE WITH GRIFFPATCH'S NAME ON THIS AND HAD VERY SUSSY QUESTIONABLE PHRASES WRITTEN ON IT GOD DAM BRUH I JUST WANT TO POST SOMETHING -Glitchitorious "Glitch" Markus
That was the longest rant I've ever put on the internet.