here's a script i wrote for a school project one time: The Tax Skit *A man is sitting at the table doing some paperwork* *A man in a mustache bursts in* Normal Guy- “Hey what are you doing in my house??!!!” Tax Guy- “T̷̠̥̫̣̼͉̺̝͓̳̝̉̓̔̓̂͋̄͋̀̀͠͠͝ą̶̨̡̧̭̮̠͍̱̳̩̰̞̲̺͚͆̿͆̎͋͜͝ͅx̵̫͓̯̦̳̭͓͚̼̬̾̋̑̔̂̿̉̚̚͜ ̸̞͚͙̘̳͖͖͉̮̼̰̼̠͚̩̇̽̓͒̐̇̾͐ţ̷̢̠̲̟̭̫̦̩̼̀̎̌͗͐̍̉͌̓͝ḭ̸̭̯̳͚͎̜̮͂̔͑̎͑̄͂͗͜͝m̵̹͔̭̻͖̼̭̟̤̺̫͚̘̱̠̙̤̈́̓́̈e̴̡̡̯̬̼̤̱̟̹̖͍̯̦̼̱͗̇̍̄̊̚̕ͅ!̵̡̡̧̧̨̪̺͍̼̰̗̭̪̲͓̆̕” Normal Guy- :whaa–” *Tax Guy steals some money sitting on the table* *Normal Guy steals it back immediately holds it tight and hisses* “Ḿ̴͍̙̥͚̪̠̩̮̱̞̆̍̚͜y̶̧̤͇͇̤͌̑̋̑̒̔͆̐̏̒͜ ̷̧̢̡̳̼̤̞̣̻̤̾͋̈́̋̈́́̀͜m̶̲̫̻̗̫̭͕͒͜͝o̵̡̧̤͔̪͙͗̽̽̐͊̇̔̅̈͝ņ̷̩̫̳̱̗͈̲͙̫̙̱͕͉̆e̷̬͎̮̰̊̓̏̄͆̀̓̋̈́͌͘͠ẙ̸͈͖͓̗̥̘̙̰̻̒̄̅͒̃̎͛!̸͍̳̺̜̠̰̱̩̱̺̬͔̾͒͘͜͝!̴̩̀̎̅͛͂͘!̵̯̺̦̦̝̻̱̝͈̜͍̌̀̄́̀͌̅̾̓͒̎!̶̨̡̢͈̗̤͔̫̳̟̹͋̈͆̊̌̕͝ͅ “ *Normal Guy runs of and comes back with a gun* Tax Guy- “Huh??!!” *he then falls down from being shot* *Normal Guy runs out the house and gets close lined by another tax guy standing outside the door* Tax Guy 2 - “Now we have money to give away to other people!” Tax Guy without a mustache - “Wait, I thought this was going to our salaries?” *The other tax guy just gives him a weak smile* *winnie the pooh hits the griddy for an outro*
