A comedy podcast by the one and only SCRATCH CAT! :D Lol, I made this for the new featured studio 'podcasts'. :P Transcript (so you can read along): Greetings scratchers! Welcome to my podcast! I am your host, Scratch Cat, and today I shall be telling you some very funny jokes! Let's get started! Number 1: How much does it cost for a Pirate to get his ears pierced? The answer is: a buck an ear! Number 2: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? She said, "Put it on my bill!" And finally, why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet? The answer is: Because he always got lost at sea! Thank you for listening, and I hope you enjoyed the podcast! If you made it this far, then say 'scratch cat is amazing' in the comments! Until next time!
Idea = me Host = Scratch Cat :P Voice = text to speech :3