Ahem. Welcome back to story time with Mike! (-)Insert the kids cheering shee (-) Today, I will be telling you /2/ stories! That's right, not one, but TWO!! And now I forget the second one- great. Nvm. I remember it now. The first one takes place during lunch time yesterday. We were earing lunch, I was being quiet cause I was in a bad mood. Cassidy, said, "You're probably a man trapped in a woman's body." I was like, "What the f(nah)k?!" So Simon, decided to give me a test. He said, "If a woman is telling a story, longer than 2 minutes, can you listen after those 2 minutes?" I said no. Cause like- IT'S HARD!! Then he said, "Cause men's brain automatically shut off after those 2 minutes." Well, before that he asked me that, he asked, "Can you shut your brain off?" I answered with "Yeah." So I am apparently a man trapped in a woman's body. Story number 2 happened when we were math MAP testing. B(nah)h, I GOT A MOTHER F(NAH)KING QUESTION ABOUT A PIZZERIA AND A F(NAH)KER NAMED GABRIEL!!! I s(nah)t chu not. It was f(nah)king crazy. I was NOT expecting a question like that. It was f(nah)king crazy. Now, I know I said 2 stories, but I'ma tell y'all another cause I'm nice ☺️. Like- 2 days ago during break time, we were outside, so Charlie, decided to f(nah)king climb on the playground equipment. Not normally. Like- outside of the safety bars. So I decided to go over there as a "concerned older brother" and I told her @$$ to get the f(nah)k down. With my British accent cause it slays. (Not really ;-;) This b(nah)h said I sounded like f(nah)king Dawko. I WAS SO HAPPY AFTER THAT ISTG- that was one of the best compliments I've ever gotten. Also I got ear plugs for when my parents fight cause they do that a lot. BYE B(NAH)HES- (btw I wrote this down cause I was bored after testing so that's why it sounds like that)
