Irwin's backstory part 2! I think I'm going insane. Irwin says for me to stop telling people his life. And to stop it. Like I'd listen. Oh wait, I'm Irwin. Man. I'm definitely going insane. Help me. Next one coming out maybe next week. Whew, what a cliffhanger! Thanks for reading! If you haven't seen my profile, know that I'll reveal Irwin's crush within the next 10 chapters. Boomer. Why are you here? *Processing.* Hello? You still here?! Go away. Or not. My, you're nosy. What do you expect down there? I'm astounded. *Hangs up sign that says, "No trespassing." By the law of the US, I can now legally sue you. *Sues you.* *Wins the court case.* You're REALLY STILL HERE??!!! Last chance. LAST CHANCE BRO! Judge: {User} now owns @TheGarrett4 $9,999,999,999,999,999,999. :-x you.
Irwin is still up for adoption! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED YOUR LESSON???!!!
