Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Sleepovers: 0-4 - uhm, no! WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU BE HAVING SLEEPOVERS AT FOUR YEARS OLD?! 5-7 - Sorry, wait till you're older! 8-12 - sure, if I know the kids and/or the parents. Only one day tho. 13+ - have fun, you can be there for 1-3 days if I know the kids and/or parents. Bedtimes: (wkends) 0-4 - 7:45 5-7 - 8:15 8-10 - 8:30-9:00 11-12 - 9:30 13+ - child I do not care as long as I can sleep and you sleep at at least a semi-healthy amount. Devices: 0-4 - I am NOT going to have an iPad kid. You can watch Elmo and Bluey on the tv with me if I turn it on for you. 5-7 - Uh, no? Maybe a kiddie tablet ig, but it has a password that only I know, so you'll have to ask me first. 8-12 - You can have a real iPad now, and if you are mature and stuff, MAYBE a phone. 13+ - idc as long as I'm not paying for an iPhone that's "updated" basically every year even though its the same as the last model Makeup: 0-7 - you can only use little kid makeup with permission, but if you enjoy it, have fun. 8-12 - sure, just make it decent and not really crazy 13+ - I don't care but you can pay for most of it Grades: As and Bs - Nice job, if you can keep it up, I'll get you a reward! Cs - If its more that two, I will help you study and stuff if you want. Fs - One is ok-ish, but I still need you to be trying. More than one and your screen time/ free time may be limited so you can study Allowance: 0-4 - why do you need money at four years old?! No! 5-7 - no, you only have like one responsibility and you should be doing it with or without being payed. 8-12 - maybe if you bring it up, we'll talk about it. 13-16 - sure, but I want you to actually do the chore. 17+ - the heck? no, get a job, you aren't twelve anymore Smoking: 0-17 - NO 18+ - not while you live with me, you don't! 25+ is ok, ig.. Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
