This is a simple competition to celebrate me getting 300 followers. Please submit your funny, gay stories. The funniest in general will win. It can be real or fake, a fanfiction, or it can all lead up to a punch line. Just make me laugh. The deadline is the 20th. If you win, I'll put three songs on scratch just for you, and won't ask for standard payment of mentioning me on a project. Good Luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.