this is a joke show about how theres a lot of sodas press space to skip intro what do i put here Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie ****” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. ----------------CAST CREDITS---------------------- space fizz by @lepersonwitha. starsoda asset by @shortcakevelvet, character by @plasticdeath. goke by @wrylin2 shaken soda by @theofthis. shaken soda jr by . vaporwave soda by . soda (purple) by . steampunk soda by . uranium soda by . bag of soda by . skittle soda by . soda29 by . fries soda by . fruit punch soda by . bill soda by . teapoty soda by fizzy coolant by electrical lemonade soda by grape soda by walmart soda by bloxy soda by --------------less important credits------------------------- background from google images intro music by bfdi disney made the end song roblox made bloxy cola and the linked sword in the thumbnail AND the luger pistol that bloxy soda has that one game about angels or something for making oof noise
