In honor of Shakespeare's 461st birthday today, I have shared this project which randomly generates a Shakespearean insult, using words that have appeared in his plays. Press space to generate an insult! - disclaimer - This is not intended to hurt anybody's feelings. These insults are not aimed at anyone nor intended for use.
Coding + idea 100% me, @HappyLollipop. Shakespearean words from a Google search of "shakespearean insults". Font is "Mango Smoothie" from @FontGod.