MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MORONS!!! I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW AND THEY STILL FAIL. ALWAYS. AND IS IT BECAUSE IM A BAD TEACHER? IM A VERY GOOD TEACHER. ITS BECAUSE THEYRE STUPID. AND THEN THEIR PARENTS ASK WHY ARENT YOU TEACHING THEM GOOD ENOUGH? Why didn’t you teach them to read? It’s your fault your kids stupid. Not mine.
XP (heavily inspired by the internet and @Akaza_San they are so talented!)