right arrow to go right left arrow to go left, voice lines are randomized each death. click the flag after you die to restart. There are two bugs, the first one is when the asteroid hits your foot it makes you stop but no voice line, then after you get hit by another asteroid it plays it.The second bug is when you get hit sometimes it goes as normal when you die but you can still move until you smack your head into the asteroid again. I have no idea how to patch these bugs.
i made this completely myself, and it took me an hour to record all the voicelines. Incase your skeptical, press the see inside button and click on the asteroid sprite, then go to sounds. You'll see.