~SPOILERS for ACE ATTORNEY IN GENERAL I DONT KNOW ANYMORE~ PART 5 LETS GO- >:DD Putting an ☆ on my favorites or ones that are very in character! <3 1. Franziska: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Edgeworth: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out to me, BUT HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING- 2. Gumshoe: Guys, where did Franziska go? Edgeworth: she got arrested Gumshoe: How the heck- Franziska: *bursts through the window* THE COPS ARE AFTER ME- I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people- 3. ☆ *At the police station* Phoenix: Hi, i’m here for Maya. Police: Who’s Maya? Phoenix: Ah, you must be new. 4. Phoenix, sobbing: how did you get into my house- HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE- Maya, T-Posing at the foot of his bed: I want WAFFLE FRIES. 5. Larry: Shut up! You’re messing with my train of thought! Edgeworth: I thought you didn’t have a brain, and now you say you have thoughts? 6. Gumshoe: *makes Edgeworth a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Edgeworth: *sips tea* Gumshoe: Edgeworth: *finishes tea* Gumshoe: Didn't it taste bad? Edgeworth: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Gumshoe, Tearing up: Oh, okay- 7. *In the past* Franziska: Miles! Do you know anyone who can teach me how the plat the trombone? Edgeworth: Why? Franziska: Because I wanna walk around the mansion and annoy Papa with it. Edgeworth: You don't technically need to know how to play the trombone to do that.. Franziska: Franziska: BROTHER, YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYES 8. Edgeworth: Gumshoe, if you don't shut up, I am going to throw myself out of this car. *click* Edgeworth: DID YOU JUST TURN THE CHILDREN'S LOCK ON!? 9. ☆ Maya: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at one time and heat them up throughout the week so I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Phoenix: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Maya: I hope food poisoning understands how /I/ work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat. 10. ☆ Edgeworth: See, the problem is, Gumshoe, you're playing 3D Chess. I'm playing 4D. Gumshoe: I'm playing Checkers. I don't know what the heck you're playing. 11. Edgeworth: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. 12. Edgeworth: Kay, we tried things your way. Kay: Huh? No, we didn't! Edgeworth: I did it in my head and it didn't work. 13. ☆ Capcom: Just trust me. Have I ever put you into an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Edgeworth: All the time. Capcom: Then you should be used to it by now. 14. Edgeworth, teaching Franziska how to drive: Okay, Franziska, what does a green light mean? Franziska: Go! Edgeworth: A red light? Franziska: Stop! Edgeworth: And what about a yellow light? Franziska: If you floor it, you can make it! Edgeworth: NO- 15. Phoenix, talking to Maya: Great, we're stuck in this room together! Pearl, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate. 16. Larry: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air Hockey, Ice Hockey, and Field Hockey. Fire Hockey needs to be a thing! Edgeworth: Fire Hockey does /not/ need to be a thing. Larry: Do you care /nothing/ about the balance of the four elements!? 17. Edgeworth: This can't get any worse. Capcom: Sure it can. Give me a minute. 18. Mia: How do you want your coffee? Godot: Black, like my soul. Mia: Mia: Godot, your soul is a latte. 19. Phoenix: How do I turn my emotions off? Edgeworth: Okay, first go to settings. Edgeworth: I'm an idiot, I thought it said emojis at first. Phoenix: No, I'm still willing to try this. I'm at settings, now what? 20. Franziska: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Edgeworth: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Franziska: Unapologetic. Hard to Kill. Feral. Filled with sunlight. Happy. Friends with Bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gumshoe: Edible. 21. Edgeworth: TURN THE MUSIC OFF! I can hear it from the other side of the building! Phoenix: You have to admit that it's kinda catchy though. Edgeworth: The PLAGUE was catchy! TURN IT OFF! Phoenix: Lol come and make me! Edgeworth: I'M GETTING FRANZISKA! Phoenix: IT'S OFF! 22. Edgeworth: What kind of tea is this?! Phoenix: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade. 23. Larry: Not knowing Greek Myths is really my Achilles Horse. Maya: Larry.. Gumshoe: You honestly don't know? Franziska: Oh, they know. Phoenix: I don't think they do. Larry: Uh oh, looks like I've really opened Pandora's Labyrinth now. Edgeworth: *Resisting the urge to scream at them in Greek* 24. Don Tigre: So, according to the 'cease and desist' order I got, apparently you can't be a lawyer if your license is, 'cut out of a cereal box'. 25. Edgeworth: Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. (Notes and credits)
26. Gumshoe: I ran into Jake Marshall in the kitchen at 1 AM last night, and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged and said, "These are my roaming hours." and wandered off, vaguely strumming on his guitar. 27. Manfred: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Edgeworth, climbing: THIS HOUSE IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE 28. Edgeworth: So, according to my university, it is, I quote, "My responsibility that if there is an internet outage, to contact the faculty and the department." Edgeworth: Now, if you're a critical thinker like I am, you may be wondering one thing. Edgeworth: HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT!? 29. Edgeworth: I know how this must look, but I can assure you that we have a perfectly logical explanation. Gumshoe: Yeah! We're both cowards! 30. Larry: Give me everything you've got! Phoenix: All of your friends hate you. Larry: Wait, what? Phoenix: I have anxiety. 31. Edgeworth: I regret getting dragged into your hetroromantic tomfoolery. 32. Maya: Where have you been all day!? Phoenix: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level. 33. Larry: Advice of the day, gang, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Edgeworth: Yeah, but you have to specify, Frost Glacier or Cool Blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Larry: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd. 34. Franziska: I'm not like other girls. I'm way, way worse. 35. Franziska, tearing up the room: Where are they!? Franziska, looking under a pillow: Who moved them!? Who moved my children!? Franziska, cracking her whip: SOMEBODY MOVED MY M&M'S, AND I'M ABOUT TO START KILLING- 36. Eustace, acting tough: You guys don’t want to mess with me. Edgeworth: Yeah, Eustace will straight up cry in public. Don’t try them. Eustace: Exactly! I will straight up- Eustace: Eustace, tearing up: Edgeworth, why would you say that- 37. Larry: I think we should have glow stick juice in our bones when we’re born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Phoenix: What’s the surprise? Edgeworth: Blood poisoning. 38. Manfred: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Manfred: MILES IF YOU HAVEN’T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT’S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Manfred: GET RID OF THE COUCHES! WE CAN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T - 39. Gumshoe: I want you back. Maggey: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours. Gumshoe: I got food? Maggey: ..You know me so well. 40. Edgeworth: You read my diary!? Franziska: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. 41. Phoenix: I just electrocuted myself. Franziska: How shocking. Pearl: How do you feel currently? Phoenix: I feel kind of amped. Maya: Watt? I can’t hear you! Phoenix: I said it hertz a lot. Gumshoe: Is he okay?! Edgeworth: This is normal. He’s fine. Gumshoe: But he was ju- Edgeworth: He’s fine. I would be more concerned if he wasn’t making puns. 42. Maya: Hey! What are you doing!? Kay: Trying to stop me? You’re a little too late. Maya: You can’t rob me without my permission! Kay: Right.. sorry. Kay: Can I steal something from here? Maya: No way! Kay: Alright, glad we got this cleared up. Kay: Have a nice day! 43. Larry: My head hurts. Edgeworth: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 44. Franziska: I warned you. Franziska: I’m perfect. 45. Franziska: So you’re dating Phoenix? Edgeworth: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory because they have terrible fashion sense. Franziska: That’s literally a wedding ring. 46. Phoenix: I can’t tell if you’re a genius, or just incredibly arrogant. Edgeworth: Oh a good day, I’m both. 47. Manfred: What goes up but never comes down? Edgeworth: The amount of stress you’re bringing this family. 48. Phoenix: 100 years ago, everyone had horses and only the rich have cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses. Larry: The stables have turned. Edgeworth: I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it. 49. Manfred: I am in charge of these disasters! Edgeworth and Franziska: We have names you know. 50. Franziska: I’m running on 2 hours of sleep, depressive thoughts, and an Oreo, Franziska: aNd i’M rEadY tO fiGhT God, or BECOME ONE- 52. Phoenix: Larry just insisted that Edgeworth and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Phoenix: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us. 53. Kay, climbing through Gumshoe’s window: Aha! I thought I’d find you here! Edgeworth, climbing in after Kay: WE COULD’VE JUST USED THE DOOR- -----------——------------------------------------------------- That's all for now! More coming soon! <33 Inspired by @tinysootypaws! Ace Attorney for the characters!
