Double click flag so It syncs.... *laughs in this took me 2 hours* Lyrics: If it exists, there's a twist, you can bet your last dime, Someone’s drawn it naked... maybe more than one time. I’m talkin’ Rule 3, that’s right, don’t be coy, If it’s made in the world, it’s now someone’s toy. From Mario to Muppets, there’s nothing too clean, Not even a toaster escapes this obscene. (Slows down) I said, “Wait, is that... Pikachu?” Well, buddy, he’s gonna “peek at you.” [Chorus] Rule 3, where your childhood dies, It’s all WFSN, you won’t believe your eyes. You thought it was safe, but it’s dirty for sure, On the dark side of the net, there’s Rule 3. [Verse 2] Remember that show you loved as a kid? Guess what? They drew it doing stuff that’s forbid. Cartoon characters in compromising positions, Even Bob the Builder’s got some strange new missions. “Can we fix it?” – No, Bob, I don’t think we can, You’ve gone from building houses to a weird FansOnly. If there’s fan art out there, you bet it’s depraved, Even Winnie the Pooh ain't so well-behaved. (Pauses with a grin) "Is that Tigger with...?" (Deep breath) Let's not talk about that. [Chorus] Rule 3, where your innocence fades, And the weirdest things get some steamy upgrades. You thought it was pure, but now you're unsure, On the internet highway, it’s Rule 3.
I have not done one of these in a long time...
