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Uh hello uh hello? uh I just wanted to record a message for you to help you settle in on your first night... there's actually an introductory greeting I'm supposed to read you uh its kinda a legal thing y'know? yeah so uh.... Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's pizza a magical place for kids and grownups alike,where fantasy and fun come to life.... Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for any stolen property,injury and death and in the event of a missing person a report must be filed within three weeks or until the carpets have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached blah blah blah blah... Yeah I know that might sound bad but let's just focus on getting you through your first week okay?... Um there is one thing I should mention though uh so the animatronic characters do get a little quirky at night... but do I blame them? No if I had to sing those same stupid songs over and over and over again for the twenty years and I never got a bath I would be pretty irratible at night too... Well in the event you encounter an anamatronic after hours they probably wont recognize you as a person and they will most likely think that you are a endo suit with no suit on and will probably try and stuff your head inside a Fazbear suit now this wouldn't be so bad if the head wasn't filled with crossbeams and wires... so you could imagine this could cause some discomfort... and death... yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up... but hey... just keep the doors closed and don't run out of power okay? alright have a good night.... *hang up* THAT WAS FROM MEMORY PLEASE HEART IF YOU READ ALSO SKIBIDI TOILET CREDIT TO SCOTT CAWTHON FOR ORIGINAL SCRIPT I JUST DID IT FROM MEMORY BCS I LOVE FNAF IK ITS NOT RIGHT I WAS JUST GUESSING :)
