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This is Bryan. Fun fact: Bryan can solve a rubik's cube. Extra info: Bryan named himself. But everyone always asks why his name is spelled with an "y" instead of an "i". Bryan always says it's because the letter "i" is incomplete. No one ever understands what that means. He can instantly teleport short distances, but needs a portal for longer distances. He can also change his appearance, but can't change into a different person. Bryan also has a degree in Philosophy!