201X, NEW MEXICO. "My name is Barber Faltered Light. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. I've gone bankrupt, and the governments to blame. I am paid minimum wage from them as a barber, and being one is the only job available for me. I have no choice, but to join the world of brukks. Recently, my friends told me about a site where you can find the recipe to many things, including brukks. If I can find the materials needed, I can finally be free from this debt. Wish me luck." 'I can press 0 for the... debug option?" "My barber job makes me 10 cents every hour and a half" *aka 1.5 seconds* baco is toebacko, sweetener is nikoteene
scarcth dont ban me plz decided to finish one of my old works (dont mind the spaghetti code)