(This is a remix collab. but only Banana Toaster can remix it.) It was a calm night. no severe weather or any of that. But tonight at the Olive Branch, a fancy restaurant for celebrities, Tod Darkness II is supposed to have a private date with Napoleon VI, but she is a little late than usual. Tod was wearing his best outfit, his sailor outfit. Tod nervously took his seat and looked at the time, setting down a rare rainbow flower for her to take as a gift. "where is she?" Tod said quietly. Tod waited for Napoleon to arrive. he just had to wait. Empress Napoleon teleported into her seat "sorry i'm late, it's just I had some... unfinished biz" she blirts out smiling... "how are you this lovely evening?" Tod then replied. "I am fine." "Can I get you anything to eat?" she says smiling "that's good" and then politely says "i'll take the best Void cuisine they have" Tod then orders the best cuisine in the restaurant. This included all-you-can-eat breadsticks, pizza, sauced boneless chicken, Cosmic milkshakes, antimatter cubes, and fresh broccoli steamed, buttered, and layered with cheese. When they were finished, they handed their plates to the waiter. Napoleon says nicely "Thank you for the lovely meal" "No problem." Said Tod. "Im made of money!" Tod then suddenly explodes and leaves a mix of $1 dollar bills, Susmart gift cards, and silver dollars before all that money suddenly dissolves and Tod reappears. she laughs really hard and quite cutely... she says "you're funnier then I thought for a tyrannical dictator of void creatures" "Thank you." Said Tod. "I am a bit of a comedian myself. turns out shapeshifting comes with a bunch of perks." he replied. A waiter comes to Tod with a check estimating a quintillion dollars. Tod then just hands the waiter a 50 oz. bag of his bl##d which costs a decillion dollars for a fluid ounce. the waiter then walks away carefully holding the bag. she chuckles a bit but then looks really nervous when you do that last bit "I know what your thinking" said Tod. "Just know that I am a blood donor. don't freak out ok? its just a thing I do often." "Please try to understand, Napoleon." Tod said. "I promise there is no reason to get nervous." A ballistic warhead suddenly starts heading in their direction. "I got this." Said Tod. Tod then proceeded to enlarge his mouth to consume the whole missile whole in one bite effortlessly. she looks more and more nervous The band in the back begins playing climactic music to match the situation. "Please relax." said Tod. "I don't like it when I make others nervous." The empress begins worrying even more with the band playing ominous music. "Shut up!" Tod yells at the band and they return to playing the music they were earlier. she says sorry for making things awkward and offers her legendary Excalibur Tod declines the offer, stating he already has an Excalibur and forgives the empress for making things akward. she offers you her flintlock instead... it has a secret ability that even she does not know... it's been passed down since Napoleon the first... (continue)
