nobara (the best sigmaest slayest LIVING rapper): @nxbara- geytoes: @acryyylicpaint (very sigma person tho) lmao this was so funny obvs i didnt mean any of this!!! jokes :3 ======================================= HOW IT STARTED.. geytoes: "pretty accurate. though gojo was always a bit more popular, or at least well known. always getting into trouble.. i mean, yeah, i helped him, but at least i didn't get caught ;)" "at least i didnt get caught ;)" "AT LEAST I DIDNT GET CAUGHT ; ) " nobara: "thanks haha also (imgonnacatchyoahhsoongeto)" now be prepared for the most dyslexic autistic adhd ahh roast battle ever.. i hope you can read without spaces :) (jk im providing a translation..) ====================================== geytoes: youaintgonnacatchmeno-eye-bara "you aint gonna catch me no-eyebara" nobara: actuallyibeatthedeadallegationsandyoudidntsohaha "actually i beat the dead allegations and you didnt so haha" geytoes: ohshutupisthatyouronlyflex "oh shutup is that your only flex" nobara: imprettierbetterstrongerdidntgetdepressiondidntgetmyforeheadslicedoffwhosbestfriendwasntgivenmuichirotreatmentnotraecistandbestofalliambestgirl "im prettier, better, stronger, didnt get depression, didnt get my forehead sliced off, whos best friend wasnt given muichiro treatment, not raecist, and best of all i am best girl" geytoes: ...ohshutthehellupyoulittle-whateverimgayerthanyou "oh shuthehellup you little- whatever im gayer than you" nobara: imaginegettingalowtaperfadebutinsteadofyourhairitsyourentireforeheaddontworrythogegeonlydidthatsoyourforeheadwouldnttakeupthewholepanellikeitnormallydid "imagine getting a low taper fade but instead of your hair its your entire forehead, dont worry tho gege only did that so your forehead wouldn't take up the whole panel like it normally did" geytoes: brothisisactuallypersonaldude;-;thehelldididotoyoubro-you'rejustmadbci'mstrongerthanyouandicanactuallypullunlikeyoubroyou'retooscaredtoaskoutmakiandi'dtotallyaskoutsatoruifiwerestillalive "bro this is actually personal dude ;-; thehell did i do to you bro- you're just mad bc im stronger than you and i can actually pull unlike you bro you're too scared to ask out maki and i'd totally ask out satoru if i were still alive" nobara: imaginenotbeingalive "imagine not being alive" geytoes: imaginenotbeingme "imagine not being me" nobara: imaginetheloveofyourlifegotkitkatted "imagine the love of your life got kit-katted" geytoes: STOPDONTBRINGSATORUINTOTHISIT'SMAKINGMYGAYAHHSAD:(((((((((((( "STOP DONT BRING SATORU INTO THIS IT'S MAKING MY GAY AHH SAD :((((((((((((" nobara: (i read that as 'smacking my gayatt' for some reason-) deadkitkattedahhbf "dead kit-katted ahh bf" geytoes: (help sobb no-) SHUTUP nobara: k i t k a t geytoes: n o nobara: deadforeheadgenshinimpactlookingahhmuichirodeatheyesblueliketheatlantic2018meme "dead KITKAT** genshin impact looking ahh muichiro death eyes blue like the atlantic 2018 meme" **mistake on autocorrect geytoes: SOBSTOPINSULTINGMYPOOKIEWOOKIEBEARLIKETHATHE'SMYLITTLEGAYTWINKBOY "SOB STOP INSULTING MY POOKIEWOOKIE BEAR LIKE THAT HE'S MY LITTLE GAY TWINKBOY" nobara: admitimbetter+moreratio+prettier+stronger+overallbestpersoneveroriwillinsultyourpookiewookiedookietothekitkatfactorywherehebelongs "admit im better + more ratio + prettier + stronger + overall best person ever or i will insult your pookiewookiedookie to the kit kat factory where he belongs" geytoes: thatsliterallynottruei'mliterallyaspecialgradeandyou'reafirstyeargrade3sorcererandnottomentionmyhairhaveyouseenmyfreakinghairit'sbetterthanyoursandSTOPINSULTINGMYGAYTWINKILOVEHIMSTOPIT "thats literally not true i'm literally a special grade and you're a first year grade 3 sorcerer and not to mention my hair have you seen my freaking hair it's better than yours and STOP INSULTING MY GAY TWINK I LOVE HIM STOP IT" nobara: specialeddidyousay? gayahhkitkattwinkgettingsentbacktothetemufactorybecausegenshinneededtheircharactersfromtherecyclingbinback "special ed did you say? gay ahh kit-kat twink getting sent back to the temu factory because genshin needed their character from the recycling bin back" geytoes: ohshutthehellupisaidspecialgrade!!HE'SNOTFROMTEMU,HE'STOOPERFECTFORTHATYOULITTLE-HOW'DYOULIKEITIFIINSULTEDMAKI>:((( "oh shutthehellup i said special grade!! HE'S NOT FROM TEMU, HE'S TOO PERFECT FOR THAT YOU LITTLE- HOW'D YOU LIKE IT IF I INSULT MAKI >:(((" nobara: icantspeakmonkey. makiisokifyouinsultherimfeelingalittlearoacetodayhehehe "i cant speak monkey. maki is ok if you insult her im feeling a little aroace today hehehe" heart for nobara comment geytoes or the special word in my headcanon project for geto to win (ik some of yall dont wanna mess up ur aesthetics lol) Nobara: 3 Geto: 1
