https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/oCrPD8cbSbQ/ Donald Trump walks over to Joe Biden after the presidential debate nonchalantly like the alpha sigma male he is and stops to look Joe up and down. He has no drip in that Navy suit and bright blue tie. “Hey Joe,” Trump smirks, “You did so skibidi at the debate today that I wouldn’t be surprised if you lost 10,000 aura!” Joe, like the cute UWU e-boy he is, starts blushing uncontrollably. Ultimately he has a quick heart attack, because that's what he seems to do these days, and starts disconnecting from the server. Luckily, his McDonald's Wi-Fi starts cooperating, and he manages to stammer a few words. “H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-EY T-T-TRUMP!” Joe stammers in shock, “THAT’S N-N-NOT R-RIZZ! UNU” “It is rizz!” Trump declares and then starts shining his unstoppable W rizz at Joe. Trump’s rizz was so strong that Joe felt weak in the knees, subsequently, Joe started having a seizure while Trump started mewing. Joe somehow trips over a bicycle and lands in Trump’s hands. Trump lowkey starts hardcore simping for Joe and Joe blushes. “Y-You simping, no cap UWU,” Joe whispers to Trump. Trump, gulps and blushes (which just means he goes from Cheeto Orange to Hot Cheeto Red) and reaches to HUG Joe. Joe and Donald aggressively HUG for the next 45 minutes, it was sigma. After they HUGGED each other they decided to rule America together! Kamala Harris was like what the sigma but then she was like, lowkey this could work. So then Trump and Joe divorced their not-sigma wives and had a very skibidi toilet wedding! They even paid Drake to sing at their wedding and had Salt Bae make bussing gold steak. They also had ice cream for Joe! And of course, when Donald and Joe did vows, Joe disconnected from the server and went AFK for 2 minutes. But they got married anyway. And as they ruled they made healthcare and gas prices higher, started multiple civil & world wars, and ultimately started a deadly virus!!1@?@>!>?!>?!!>/.!?11!!!!!
