Opens at 69 am and closes at 69 pm @Mars_Mentos is cash register Ask me what you want in the comments for air mcdonalds! Menu: Air 69 cents happy meal: 69 dollars Human body: 169 dollars Foot: 699 dollars Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim: 1069 dollars NITROGEN FLAVORED AIR: 6969696969696969 DOLLORS FROM EVERY CURRENCY Sides: king size ultra crabby supreme on a stick with extra mayonnaise: 5900 dollars
This is just a little joke so no real life mcdonalds is coming to your door! WE ARE OPEN NOW COME HERE AND BUY STUFF!!
