OK, so, there's this really pretty cat that comes into my backyard (because we don't have any pets, so it's the only place without other animals). The cat is very pretty, and it most likely has an owner somewhere, but we still decided to buy some catnip and put it out. But there's this other cat that lives in the house across the street from us, and, of course, t̲h̲a̲t̲ cat decides to come and eat the catnip instead of having the cat we wanted to come and eat it. We put out more catnip, and the same cat that we didn't want to come still comes. What are we going to do now??? (It's a rhetorical question, by the way.) Basically, the wrong cat came, and now we'll never get the cat that we wanted to come because the wrong cat now knows where to find free catnip. :( [We = Me and my family] This is what I was thinking as this whole scene plays out: "SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?"
