Parody of Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon Vocals by me
[LYRICS] I think it's time for you to know the awful truth the truth about [ME], and the truth about you 'cause you're a brand new Light nEr [BIG SHOT] (uh oh!) space nazis, robert stack (uh oh!) Strings gonna snap (oh, oh oh oh oh) leonard nimoy, call [ME] back (call [ME] back!) [chorus] i try to call you every day i'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own [Mouth]) i've been working on a unified theory if i make it through tonight everybody's gonna [Hear] [ME] out 'cause i'm the [Right] [SHOT] on my dial-tone, dial-tone telephone i'm the only [SHOT] on your a.M., a.M. radio [verse 2] oh, i'm [Crying] now [AUTHENTIC] tears they flow out of [ME] when i think about you 'cause you're the only person in the [World] who'd understand 'cause you're the only person in the [World] who'd understand the meaning of this Holy [CUNGADERO] i try and i try and i try (to make you listen to [ME]) [chorus] i try to call you every day i'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own [Mouth]) i've been working on a unified theory if i make it through tonight everybody's gonna [Hear] [ME] out 'cause i'm the [Right] [SHOT] on my dial-tone, dial-tone telephone i'm the only [SHOT] (hey!) on your a.M., a.M. radio [bridge] (ooh) don't hang up [little sponge], i'm not done i'm a [BIG SHOT], i'm the one the one who was [Right] all along better to be laughed at than wrong i'm a [BIG SHOT] in my field Light nErs, yes, it's all real ancient aliens, it's all true i'm a [BIG SHOT] just like you and like you, i'm a genius before my time disbelieving, that's the real crime pretty soon they'll discover [ME] in the [CUNGADERO] sea! [chorus] i try to call you every day what can i say when the truth comes out? (of my very own [Mouth]) i've been working on a unified theory if i make it through tonight everybody's gonna [Hear] [ME] out (now, now, now) 'cause i'm the [Right] [SHOT] (on my dial-tone telephone) on my dial-tone, dial-tone telephone (i'm the only [SHOT] on your a.M. radio!) i'm the only [SHOT] on your a.M., a.M. radio
