-------------------------------------------------------------------- “We have a problem.” ‘KAWN?’ repeated, stepping towards Player, as they looked in his direction confused about where they were. “Where the hell are we? Also, what's the problem 2.0?” Player asked, sliding off a crate they were sitting on. “The others, the people who attacked you, are planning on collecting the souls to.. try and force a reset.” ‘KAWN?’ responded, while Player thought for a moment, leaning on the crate and nodding their head back and forth. “...I …see.- Who’d have the souls though?- Who’d be strong enough to consume- let alone control them, and still have control over themself? Like, are they asking for help from AU’s or is it just someone from Underswap that’s gonna have the souls??-” Player asked, seeming slightly impatient. ‘KAWN?’ took a few steps forward, taking a deep breath, “They said somethin ‘bout Papyrus.. Buuttt.” ‘KAWN?’ shrugged before continuing to speak, “I don't think that would work..” He finished while Player burst into quiet giggles that turned into a laugh before easing up before speaking. “Probably wouldn't work. I don't think Papyrus would y’know.. Do that.” Player slid back onto the crate, kicking their legs. “Feel like it’d be too much and wellll, That's up to you to imagine what would happen.” Player said, quietly giggling again. “Correct, but we still need an idea for if this kerfuffle goes south.” ‘KAWN?’ said, quietly chuckling. “Wellll, If they DO manage to do a reset.. Can’t i just keep doing genocide??” Player said, sliding off the crate once more “I mean what's gonna stop me, huh? Them again?” Player giggled again, acting very childish about the subject as they played with their knife. “I’ll just come back, again and again, and again!” Player said before plopping onto the floor and laying onto the ground, spreading their arms and legs looking at the ceiling, quietly humming contently. “..They could block the exit to the first room, with a big stack of rocks.” ‘KAWN?’ said, chuckling at Player's antics. “Hm. But- I don’t think that would be possible.. They would be forced to follow the code of the game. I don’t think that they’d be able to do their own thing that fast.. And- second. The first room in the Ruins.. It's a lot harder to get there from anywhere else in the underground.” Player stated as ‘KAWN?’ shrugged. “Makes sense, and where would they get the rocks anyway.” Player sat up. “No idea! You were the one who came up with it in the first place..” They said, “Also- you never answered my question, where even are we??” Player asked as they stood up. “The middle of nowhere~” ‘KAWN?’ said sarcastically, before clearing his throat and his hint of sarcasm. “Nah, actually we're in the middle of my basement, because irony. And, another question, What if later in the run before you end Swap, wouldn't they stop you? Because they know it will happen, so they could prevent it?” “I know, I know.” Player slightly groaned, “Breaking code is.. A very hard thing, I mean Toby.. he's very.. His coding is- augh- He makes lots of secrets. Like, lots of ‘em, those can, err.. Get in the way sometimes. So sure- they might’ve been able to do it ONE time- and maybe just one time.. Y’know??” Player quietly sighed, “Well- technically like, once for every time someone visited Swap.” ‘KAWN?’ then stated. “..Okay yea true.” Player grumbled as ‘KAWN?’ continued. “So, who says they won't do it again?” Player perked up after a moment. “OOO!! What if, hear me out hear me out,” Player started as they looked at ‘KAWN?’ “What if we persuade ‘em not to do it again!!” Player grinned, “I am The Player after all… I can do alot to their little world..” Player said in a menacing tone. “Orrr if they don't agree they push the code too hard, we could trigger the hackers ending on ‘em.” ‘KAWN?’ said, trying to calm down Player from their psychotic antics and successfully started doing so for the moment. “Yeaahhh, I guess..” Player paused, “Wait hacker ending?? You mean like.. How do I explain this- uh.” Player stood there, knife in hand as they thought to themself. “..Try to explain it the best you can.” ‘KAWN?’ said. “So like.. By hacker ending- like.. What do you mean by that?” Player asked, as ‘KAWN?’ cleared his throat. “When something un-intended in the game happens and it goes to far it may trigger a specific ending where Papyrus tells you, the Player, somethin, I can’t remember the lines however-” He said, as Player blinked “Oohh, Damn, I’m a player but I don’t even know ‘bout this.. So, how do you know about this??” ‘KAWN?’ chuckled “I have my ways~” he taunted, as Player grumbled. “Whatever you say, 2.0”
“I’m. not. some. kind. of. update.” ‘KAWN?’ muttered, “Well, you are now.” Player said before laughing. “Ya know, i could just. Not help.” ‘KAWN?’ said as he slowly turned around and dramatically walked away. “Yeah, guess you won't help me.. You’ll just have to find your chaos elsewhere.” Player said, sounding partly sarcastic. When ‘KAWN?’ got to the top of the stairs he shrugged. “Ach, flonk it. This is fun chaos, I can't just hop out now. I have to see this through,” he said, sliding down the rail. Player grinned as ‘KAWN?’ landed safely on the floor. “Awww, you came back to me! How cute.” Player stated. “Yea, Yea. I can't drop out of the plan. I have to commit, teamwork makes the dreamwork, blah blah blah-” ‘KAWN?’ said, grinning a bit as Player chuckled. “Heh- Glad your back!” ‘KAWN?’ nodded “I guess I’m glad we’re a team.” ‘KAWN?’ said, as Player jokingly gasped, “Wow! I think that's the nicest thing you've said to me yet!” They said as they both then burst to laughter. “Well, What's our next plan?” ‘KAWN?’ asked, as Player laid back onto the ground, and played with their knife. “Hmm. No idea!” Player said, continuing to throw their knife up and then down, catching it before it hit them. “We just.. Wait out their reset?” ‘KAWN?’ asked. "Dunno. I mean, we.. could kill them, before anyone consumes the souls and they do the whole soul thingy. But, in the fight they'd use their magic, BIG TIME, against me, so yeah...'cause hypothetically, if we did kill them, it would be easier to continue with my gen route." Player said, continuing to play with their knife. ‘KAWN?’ thought to himself for a moment, before looking back up to Player. “Possibly but, ya remember you're not the only one fighting them.” Player tilted their head back and forth, nodding a bit while speaking. “True, true…”. There was a pause between the two before ‘KAWN?’ spoke up. “...So our plan is to ambush them?” Player shrugged their shoulders in response. “I guess?” ‘KAWN?’ leaned back with a slight nod to show he was listening as the two silently waited around, quietly chatting to pass the time. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Player rightfully belongs to @UnderswapSans- (Mikey, He/They) KAWN + ‘KAWN?’ (Also known as Bones) rightfully belongs to @flamingblitzshard (Flame, he/they) Hazel rightfully belongs to @Hallow_Halloween (Nova, They/them) Any claim of these characters in any sort of writing and or art will get you reported, these characters belong to us, Writing was done by @Hallow_Halloween