Midnight_drawz said Smokedrift needed some toothpaste soooooooooo Here it is! He's gonna be so confused when he gets unpossessed
SMOKEDRIFT's TOOTHPASTE! -CLEANS UP PLAQUE -LESSENS TOOTH DECAY -SMELLS LIKE THE DARK FOREST! REVIEWS: Barkstar: ...uh so the toothpaste is awesome! Uh, my teeth were...wut...rabbit-fur yellow before I started brushing with Smokedrift's toothpaste and my teeth have n-never been whiter! OKAY I SAID IT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME-AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH Driftpaw: It's absolutely awesome! I have no relation with Smokedrift sooooo-DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT Side effects include minor possession by dark forest cats seeking revenge, not to be used by kits or elders because their puny weak bodies cannot be hosts for any decent dark forest cat
