SMASH that text like it owes you a favor, or hit the spacebar like you’re defeating the final boss, and SWITCH PAGES, my awesome friends! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- WAZZAAAAA!! Hellooo, my wonderful internet people! How’s everything? You all doing great? Is everything as cool as ice cream? Awesome, awesome, I’m so happy you’re doing well and staying out of trouble. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Anyway, no, really… nothing major, just a no-big-deal contest going on. I was feeling bored, so I thought, ‘Why not share something?’ BAM! Here it is. But honestly, it’s fine if you join or not… (whispers) just kidding, it’s actually a BIG DEAL. But no pressure… (눈_눈) (although I’m definitely watching you). AHEM... OKAY, let’s be real here. If you actually thought there’s no pressure, I’m sorry, but you might have missed the point! I mean, come ON! (¬_¬") This contest is bigger than your next meal! It’s MORE important than that show you’re binge-watching right now! We’re talking serious business here!! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ I’ve put so much effort into this animation that my poor fingers are basically noodles at this point! (╥﹏╥) We’re talking so much work, even my keyboard looks exhausted! ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ) So PLEASE, join the contest and make me the happiest person in the world! (ง'̀-'́)ง Last time, only TWO people joined my contest. TWO! Can you believe it? I felt like an avocado nobody wanted! (⊙_☉) And sure, maybe the idea was a little... out there... okay, FINE, it was pretty weird, but still!!! (°ロ°)☝ So pleaaase, this time… JOINNNNNNN! Or I’ll probably feel a little sad… but again, no pressure… okay, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE PRESSURE. (╯︵╰,) I’ll do everything I can to get you to join! I might even turn you into a meme if you don’t!! (*￣m￣) That’s right, your face… in a meme… floating around the internet forever. You don’t want that, do you? (¬‿¬) And by the way, if you have any questions about the contest, PFP, or how to win, just ask! Or don’t. But actually do. Please? (⊙_◎) i am all ears, waiting for your questions like an excited puppy. If you don’t, I’ll just assume you’ve forgotten about the contest. No worries, I’ll be here. (But maybe hurry up.) (⊙﹏⊙✿) Oh wait, WHY am I saying I’m 'all ears' when you’re just going to type? Mind blown! 乁( •_• )ㄏ Now, for the best part: I’m about to tell you the BIG SECRET that will give you a 99.9999999999% chance of winning. Are you ready??!! Cue the dramatic music… TAAA DAAA— JOIN. RIGHT. NOWWWWW!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
