Look, the rumor of saying the word "Plushie" 3 times in front of a mirror is false, ok? Let me prove it. Plushie. Plushie. Plushi- oh SHOOT THERE IS AN ARMY OF THEM AT MY DOOR OH GOD THEY'RE IN THE WALLS!!! THERE'S PLUSHIES IN THE GOSH DARN FUDGEING (pun intended) WALLS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE EATING MY SKIN IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
