How to pull a girl (and a bit on guys) ;>

Instructions

Listen up! I be teaching you the likes of girls, and some of the boys because I have talked to some guys at school and they tell me stuffs :> How to get a girl: So lets talk about girls, (this topic being a bit easier as I am a girl) lets pretend I'm a guy, and I like this girl, I REALLY like her, but idk if she likes me! (and tbh [no offence rlly] guys are kinda clueless on hints and stuff so this may help) well, the first thing you should do is wonder, should I tell her I like her?? do I like her that much?? am I willing to maybe be humiliated? even though it could end well? Well, once you know the answers to all of these questions you have the option to tell her, or to not tell her. honestly when girls know you like them it makes it so they have a higher connection to you and if they didn't like you before, they are bound to start liking you now! hehe texting a girl who's number you got (or just any girl) : TRY TO TEXT FIRST! girls love it when you do this It makes them excited and like you actually want to talk to them! <3 DON'T DRY TEXT! girls will think your uninterested or mad at them, TEXT WITH VARIETY AND INTEREST! ask them more questions about things they mention to you or just ask simple personality questions! girls love it when you want to get to know them :3 DON'T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF TOO OFTEN! DON'T IGNORE STUFF THEY SAY! give them compliments but you should know most girls aren't very good at receiving complements so they may act awkward but trust me they love receiving complements! IS A GIRL FLIRTING WITH ME? ye probably, sometimes girls flirt with people without even knowing it XD If they smile at you a lot and blush when you talk to them, they most likely like you.... xD if they try to hold your hand or compliment you they probably like you, but you never know :D some girls are really mean to the guys they like for some reason so look out for that as well! if they try to talk to you randomly or you make them laugh really easily then they probably like you, if they are nervous around you. (if you have questions ask in the comments) OKAY ON TO THE BOYS, girls listen up ;-; apparently guys are REALLY clueless so you gotta be MAD flirty if you want them to notice (according to my friends bf..) they love it when you text first because it makes them feel like you want to talk to them, usually text with like a "heyyy" not a "hi." that's a good way to text them :D most guys are super desperate so if you ask them out they will probably be like "HECK YEAH! :DDD" xD HOW TO GET A GUY TO FINALLY NOTICE YOU'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH THEM THE WHOLE TIME: Drop an "hey, I kinda like you ;3" and maybe put your hand on their hand or on their shoulder or their arm or something. that will make them double take and start to rethink their whole lives. xD oooh and, don't overthink anything unless you wanna look stupid :) be yourself, guys dont like fakes DONT WEAR A BUTT LOAD OF MAKEUP! ew! guys hate that! guys dont like it when you don't text them back and they text first. guys like confidant girls so don't be unconfident in yourself! im so good at this /totally/ ;-;