give a man a fish and he eats for a day give a shradi a qna and he ANSWERS IT WITHOUT HESITATION Q1: What is your third favorite color? (cannot be brown or turquoise) A1: red Q2: In your opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A2: if i can see what i'm working on, i can deal with how i work with it Q3: In your eldest cousin's opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A3: not particularly sure Q4: What is your favorite non-chocolate candy? A4: skittles Q5: Do you think that the all-seeing eyes in the walls deserve to be freed? A5: i believe that if they see all, they saw something that scared them enough to hide in the walls Q6: What is the worst thing you have ever done? (mandatory*) A6: i would prefer to do something even worse Q7: What is the worst thing you plan to do? A7: permanent eviction from hell for shaking up my hell-tenants Q8: Have you ever consumed a freshly fallen leaf from a maple tree? If not, what is it going to take to get you to? A8: a maple tree, for one Q9: Cats or dogs? A9: cats Q10: What is the quadratic formula? Please answer, I can't remember and need to know it for math class. A10: as i remember it, it's b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four times a and c, all over two times a. this is of course if zero equals a times x squared plus b times x plus c Q11: What is the best Spiderman movie? Wrong answers will not be tolerated. A11: i really did enjoy across the spiderverse Q12: What are your thoughts on people who are anti freedom of opinion? A12: i don't have an opinion on that Q13: What is your favorite crime? A13: the ones of passion Q14: How many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A14: i think all of these will be answered Q15: Why so few? A15: i'm having a good time Q16: What are your favorite political and economic systems? A16: i like the most systematic one Q17: How many pets do you own? A17: two Q18: Decipher this: mmdoatfuhqubiixwyslttyst (No, it's not just gibberish/keyboard mashing. That would be pretty funny though, I should do that for the next question.) A18: can't identify specific cipher Q19: Decipher this: ngcmkxitsmdewgkbzrcsuemvhmz A19: also can't identify specific cipher because i assumed you might've made the last one gibberish and this one real. if that's what you did i don't have the energy to figure it out Q20: Which of these dates was better: January 9th 2004, or March 17th 1987? A20: 1987 sounds like a more interesting time to take a look around. careful of the bite Q21: When you read that last question, did you have any idea what happened on either of those dates? If so, what happened I have no idea? A21: i looked it up, nothing seems to be of note Q22: Do you put on your left or right shoe first? A22: whatever seems more reasonable A23: In your opinion, what set of angles makes the best-looking triangle? Q23: 90 A24: Oh god I still have 36 more of these to make, here why don't you write the next 3 questions for me? Thanks! Q24: ok A25: hello how are you today Q25: i'm alright A26: hey sorry i gotta go can you go ahead and write this next question for me Q26: yeah i gotta go too can you get the answer A27: Q27: A28: Wait... When did the As and Qs switch around? Q28: probably sometime in the past Q29: I think I'm gonna leave the swapped As and Qs and see how you respond to it. Do you think that's a good idea? A29: i believe it'd be more effective if they stayed swapped Q30: On a scale from 1-9, how would you rate your experience answering these questions so far? A30: 9
Q31: Pancakes or chawanmushi? A31: pancakes Q32: What is your second least favorite one-digit number? (Cannot be 3, 13, or any other multi digit numbers.) A32: i don't get the hype for 8 Q33: 1/3, or 3/13? A33: 1/3 Q34: Oil or coal? A34: coca cola Q35: In your opinion, what tree bark smells the best? A35: i would need to look at the list Q36: I forgot what I was going to write here. Do you remember? (Yes or no only.) A36: no Q37: What is your favorite soda? A37: coca cola is cool i guess Q38: What is zero divided by zero? A38: undefined Q39: Without looking back to check, what do you think your answer for question 13 was? A39: i think it was this exact answer Q40: Wahoo, you made it to question 40! How many friends are you going to invite over to celebrate? (Minimum is 3. If you don't have 3 friends, you better get socializing quick!) A40: 5 seems the most manageable Q41: Which checkers variant do you prefer: Canadian, Russian, or Italian? A41: i wasn't aware we had sequels or spinoffs Q42: Check in: how many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A42: none Q43: I'll pay you $0 if you don't skip or answer without answering any future questions. Do you accept the offer? A43: sure Q44: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! yiker decides to walk around the block. On the side of Silly road, he sees a woman's high heel shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable horror. He walks along his side street, alongside the bridge, under the farmers market, and finally up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A44: sorry i missed the word bank and already finished Q45: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! yiker decides to walk into the block. On the side of his road, he sees a woman's golden shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable existentialism. He walks barely through his side street, alongside the bridge, after the farmers market, and barely up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A45: i saw the word bank this time but decided against making a withdrawal Q46: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! He decides to walk around the block. On the side of the road, he sees a woman's tennis shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable sadness. He walks down his side street, alongside the bridge, past the farmers market, and back up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A46: i decided to make use of the word bank Q47: Which question has been your favorite so far? A47: i don't remember the number but it was a good one Q48: How many times have you died in your life? A48: surely an uncountable number Q49: I originally planned to make 99 questions, but due to the limits on the description sizes and the fact that you need space to actually answer the questions, I reduced the number to 60. What are your thoughts on this? A49: this could be to make sure you don't go "wild" Q50: What disease makes you laugh the most? If you don't laugh at diseases, which one makes you come the closest to laughing? A50: living Q51: If aliens existed/do secretly exist on Mars, how many eyes do you think they would/do have? A51: none most likely Q52: My prediction is that you wrote "I don't know" or something along those lines for question 39. Without looking back to check, was this prediction correct? A52: no because as i remember it i wrote an answer that was a hail mary prediction Q53: Boron or lithium? A53: can't go wrong with lithium Q54: What is your opinion on fireplaces? How many stars do you rate them? A54: 3 out of 3 stars Q55: What is your greatest regret? (mandatory*) A55: i would prefer to have a new greatest regret Q56: Do you like the music playing? A56: the music that was in this project was interesting albeit the static was something i found interesting Q57: It seems that this QnA is almost over. How does that make you feel? (Your emotions cannot be described as sad, happy, angry, or relieved.) A57: excited to find another one Q58: What are your thoughts on the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" A58: implies many things Q59: Would you please kindly wait 1 hour before answering the last question? A59: sure, it's 7:32 so it might take longer Q60: Did you wait an hour? If so, your compliance is appreciated. If not, what punishment would you consider too far? A60: it's been about 12 hours actually so i hope that counts
