[J.D.:] All is forgiven calfling! Come on and eat grass, You’re my date to the milking tonight! You chucked me out like I was grass For that you should be steak… But! But! But! Then it hit me like some ✨grass✨ what if the pastures went away instead? Those fat cows are the key! They're keeping you away from me! They made you vegan, messed up your milk But I can set you free! You left me and I fell apart I ate some grass and cried.. Moo! Moo! Moo! Then I found you changed my utters and set loose all that creamy milk inside! And so I dropped a bomb Our pasture smells like Vietnam Let’s guarantee they never see their old moms I was moont to be yours You were moont to be milked Don’t give up on me now Finish the milk we’ve begun I was moont to be yours So when the pastures grass goes moo with everyone outside.. Moo! Moo! Moo! In the haybales of their tomb We’ll plant this note explaining why they died [J.D. & STUDENTS:] “We the cattle of Westerberg Barn will die Our burnt tenderloins may finally get through To your mouth Your vegetarian insides throw up burgers and steak No thanks Signed the cattle of Westerberg Barn Goodbye.” [J.D.:] We’ll watch the poo fly out their stalls Bring your poo We’ll make more! We can moo and poo while the poo bomb roars! [J.D. & STUDENTS:] I was moont to be yours We were moont to be cows I can’t graze here alone Finish the milk we’ve begun YOU WEEERE MOOOOONT TO BE MIINE! I AM THE BULL YOU NEED! YOU CARVED A HEART IN MY STEAK! I CAAAANT JUST LEAVE IT THERE TO ROOOOT! Veronica open the- open the stall, please Veronica open the stall Veronica, can we not moo anymore, please Can we not fight anymore Veronica, sure, you’re hungry I've been there. I can give you grain Veronica don’t make me ram in there I’m gonna moo to three One! Two! Moo it! [J.D.:] Oh, my utter... No! Veronica! Please don't leave me alone You were all I could milk I can’t explode poo alone [JD & STUDENTS:] Still I will if I moost [VERONICA'S MOM:] Veronica! I brought you some grass! Veronica? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Not all these lyrics are mine
