Q1: What is your third favorite color? (cannot be brown or turquoise) A1: idk. But what do you have against those colors? Q2: In your opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A2: Uh, the optimal one. Q3: In your eldest cousin's opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A3: I don't think they even care about that kinda stuff. Q4: What is your favorite non-chocolate candy? A4: Jolly Ranchers, I guess. Q5: Do you think that the all-seeing eyes in the walls deserve to be freed? A5: Some of them. Q6: What is the worst thing you have ever done? (mandatory*) A6: I would attempt an answer, but I probably don't want to. Q7: What is the worst thing you plan to do? A7: MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH! Q8: Have you ever consumed a freshly fallen leaf from a maple tree? Is not, what it is going to take to get you to? A8: No?? Q9: Cats or dogs? A9: Varies. Q10: What is the quadratic formula? Please answer, I can't remember and need to know it for math class. A10: H2O Q11: What is the best Spiderman movie? Wrong answers will not be tolerated. A11: "Don't forget the hyphen between 'Spider' and 'Man.'" Q12: What are your thoughts on people who are anti freedom of opinion? A12: Let's take away their freedom and see how they like it. Q13: What is your favorite crime? A13: ಠಿ_ಠ Q14: How many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A14: Zero. Q15: Why so few? A15: Because. Q16: What are your favorite political and economic systems? A16: No. Q17: How many pets do you own? A17: Uno. Q18: Decipher this: mmdoatfuhqubiixwyslttyst (No, it's not just gibberish/keyboard mashing. That would be pretty funny though, I should do that for the next question.) A18: >_> Q19: Decipher this: ngcmkxitsmdewgkbzrcsuemvhmz A19: -_- Q20: Which of these dates was better: January 9th 2004, or March 17th 1987? A20: Uh... Q21: When you read that last question, did you have any idea what happened on either of those dates? If so, what happened I have no idea? A21: Nope. Q22: Do you put on your left or right shoe first? A22: Who cares? A23: In your opinion, what set of angles makes the best-looking triangle? Q23: Yes. A24: Oh god I still have 36 more of these to make, here why don't you write the next 3 questions for me? Thanks! Q24: Bruh. A25: Q25: A26: Q26: A27: Q27: A28: Wait... When did the As and Qs switch around? Q28: Haha. Q29: I think I'm gonna leave the swapped As and Qs and see how you respond to it. Do you think that's a good idea? A29: No. Q30: On a scale from 1-9, how would you rate your experience answering these questions so far? A30: Joe.
Q31: Pancakes or chawanmushi? A31:The heck is chawanmushi? Q32: What is your second least favorite one-digit number? (Cannot be 3, 13, or any other multi digit numbers.) A32: Why are these so specific?? Q33: 1/3, or 3/13? A33: Stop!! Q34: Oil or coal? A34: Yum. Q35: In your opinion, what tree bark smells the best? A35: ತ_ʖತ Q36: I forgot what I was going to write here. Do you remember? (Yes or no only.) A36: No. Q37: What is your favorite soda? A37: Crush Orange, maybe. Q38: What is zero divided by zero? A38: Pi. Q39: Without looking back to check, what do you think your answer for question 13 was? A39: An answer. Q40: Wahoo, you made it to question 40! How many friends are you going to invite over to celebrate? (Minimum is 3. If you don't have 3 friends, you better get socializing quick!) A40: Silence, brand. Q41: Which checkers variant do you prefer: Canadian, Russian, or Italian? A41: There's variations? Q42: Check in: how many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A42: Zero. Unless you count the blank ones. Q43: I'll pay you $0 if you don't skip or answer without answering any future questions. Do you accept the offer? A43: No. Q44: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A44: I am not doing that. Q45: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A45: Hey! Q46: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A46: Dude! Q47: Which question has been your favorite so far? A47: The one with the answer. Q48: How many times have you died in your life? A48: Internally, at least 7. Q49: I originally planned to make 99 questions, but due to the limits on the description sizes and the fact that you need space to actually answer the questions, I reduced the number to 60. What are your thoughts on this? A49: Oof. Q50: What disease makes you laugh the most? If you don't laugh at diseases, which one makes you come the closest to laughing? A50: The disease that makes you laugh./j Q51: If aliens existed/do secretly exist on Mars, how many eyes do you think they would/do have? A51: 2. Q52: My prediction is that you wrote "I don't know" or something along those lines for question 39. Without looking back to check, was this prediction correct? A52: It's incorrect but how the heck do you expect me to not look back for this? Q53: Boron or lithium? A53: More like moron or loser./j Q54: What is your opinion on fireplaces? How many stars do you rate them? A54: They're fire (pun intended). 10/10 stars. Q55: What is your greatest regret? (mandatory*) A55: Uhm... Q56: Do you like the music playing? A56: Haven't listened to it. Nyeh heh heh! Q57: It seems that this QnA is almost over. How does that make you feel? (Your emotions cannot be described as sad, happy, angry, or relieved.) A57: Uhm, pity? Q58: What are your thoughts on the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" A58: What if I ate three? Q59: Would you please kindly wait 1 hour before answering the last question? A59: No! Q60: Did you wait an hour? If so, your compliance is appreciated. If not, what punishment would you consider too far? A60: Depends.
