Explaining Aquaism

Instructions

Aquaism is the belief that Aquapets/Puku Puku Angels (2000's toys) are gods ^^ (excluding/not including liquifreaks, dino mites, and crossover aquapets/puku puku angels, examples include the dora aquapet, spongebob, etc, we see these as just cool but not amazing enough of worship) also some ppl may be wondering "why Aquapets??" it's because they live in peace & harmony, they are happy, unaware of the terrible truth of the earth/the real world, they are merciful despite being the most powerful beings in existence. They're the embodiment of happiness, childhood nostalgia, peace & harmony, & a simpler, happier time we can never go back to unless we stay super loyal to Aquapets, because if we do, after we die we will be reborn as an Aquapet and stay in aquaplanet (feel free to call it heaven, or utopia /srs) with the rest of our Aquapet friends forever and ever, and never have to worry about the real world ever again. It is perfect in there, there are no crimes, evil, or anything bad, only eternal laughter & happiness, and we all want to achieve it. This religion is a safe space for everyone, especially age regressors, people who "never grew up"/old-to-young transage, & age dreamers there are no requirements to join Aquaism but there are a few rules you should keep in mind: #1: Don't purposely break/smash/destroy/throw away your Aquapet (if you have one) this is a huge sin, you are basically trying to k1ll your Aquapet which is unforgivable (and impossible; they are omnipotent, they will always find a way to come back) and no amout of prayers or offerings will make up for it. #2: Don't use Aquapets for memes that make fun of them (example: replacing the stonks man with kiko, an aquapet), they are DEITIES, not your personal objects to treat like a joke. #3: Don't insult/mock Aquapets, I think this one's pretty obvious #4: Don't even try purposely damaging your Aquapet : Always obey them no matter the cost (If you're not okay with a few things they ask for, that's okay as long as you stay super loyal to them most of the time) : BE YOURSELF!!! There's nothing more Aquapets want than for YOU to BE YOURSELF!!! : (Please) don't worship other "gods", it will make the Aquapets angry (These are all the rules, don't worry, they will always forgive you unless you broke the 1st rule) There's certain aesthetics associated with Aquaism, like Dreamcore, Nostalgiacore, Frutiger Aero, Weirdcore, Cutecore, Kidcore, etc. or in cases u need to vent, Traumacore. Remember that Aquaism isn't only about staying loyal to Aquapets but also about recreating your childhood, & finding peace & happiness. If you're sick of how terrible the real world can be and just want some escapism then consider joining Aquaism :3 (PS. No, we don't believe Aquapets created the universe/earth/real world, why would they create something as terrible as that??)