I did it. Go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbQ9c4yJtU for the tutorial. Go to https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1091418347/ for my lag machine. And remember, Title says all
Thanks to Coltroc for making candy clicker, CoolMathGames for showing me it, and 33jbarkley for getting me into Scratch again!