my opinions on ships - pt 1: kny

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there's a lot of spoilers for this so just be warned demon slayer 1. tanjiro x aoi - its a good ship imo, aoi canonically had feelings for tanjiro, but she made them go away because kanao liked him. 2. tanjiro x kanao - its okay. it's canon but i feel like its a very boring relationship, both of them are nice, get over it 3. inosuke x aoi - amazing ship and i love it so much 4. shinobu x mitsuri - meh. i only like the platonic version of it because i see them as really close friends 5. muichiro x tanjiro - idk i see it as either platonic or romantic 6. nezuko x muichiro - i physically can't see it. they barely know eachother, i can understand muichiro x tanjiro because they're FRIENDS, but muichiro and nezuko barely even interact 7. sanemi x kanae - it's amazing and i love it. if you're only a stupid anime watcher you won't understand the ship, but if you're a manga reader (me) you will understand it and ship it 8. zenitsu x no one - really awesome ship, zenitsu is just a simp for everyone tbh, i like him but i don't ship him with anyone 9. nezuko x zenitsu - mehhh.. i got mixed opinions, idk why they end up getting married, i feel like their relationship was rushed 10. inosuke x kanao - it's okay i guess? again, i see this mainly as a platonic ship, since i see them as friends. i can see why people ship this, they did fight douma together and got a friendship through that, i just can't see them as a romantic relationship 11. sanemi x giyuu - if you ship this, YAYYYYYYYYY 12. shinobu x tanjiro - i'm pretty sure this is illegal- shinobu's 18 and tanjiro is 15, sir. 13. tanjiro x nezuko - what more do i have to say about this? 14. giyu x sabito - dude, why do people have to try to turn adorable friendships into ships, i see them only as friends, get out of here 15. shinobu x douma - *cough* WHY IS THIS A SHIP, SHE LITERALLY HATES HIM, IK AT THE END HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER OR SMTH, BUT SHINOBU HATES HIM WITH A BURNING PASSION, HE KILLED HER OLDER SISTER, yeah guys, i'm in love with someone who's like 133 years old and i'm 18 and he killed my older sister! 16. tanjiro x giyu - if you ship this, i'm digging a hole and pushing you into it :) 17. muzan x tanjiro - do you ship this as a joke? if you fr ship this, there's something wrong with you 18. mitsuri x iguro - my 2nd favorite ship, there is nothing wrong with this ship, perfection, it's also canon and they get married in their next life :) 19. hakuji (akaza) x koyuki - THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIP IN THE ENTIRE DEMON SLAYER UNIVERSE AND IT MADE ME SO SAD WHEN KOYUKI DIED, EVEN THO IT WAS LLIKE A BACKSTORY THINGY OR WTV I LOVE KOYUKI SM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 20. tanjiro x zenitsu - THEY'RE FRIENDS. WHY DO PEOPLE TRY TO TURN FRIENDSHIPS INTO RELATIONSHIPS?! PLATONIC WITH A CAPITAL P-L-A-T-O-N-I-C 21. rengoku x akaza - go away. akaza literally killed rengoku. goodbye. 22. inosuke x tanjiro - NO. INOSUKE BELONGS TO AOI AND TANJIRO BELONGS TO KANAO/AOI (me multishipper) 23. shinobu x obanai - w-when do they even talk in the anime- i'm sure they talk in general but i see no clear relationship happening here 24. mitsuri x rengoku - honestly, i like this ship. not that big of an age gap, and they actually are really close! i genuinely like this better than others. 25. rengoku x uzui - YES. BEST SHIP BY FAR. 26. giyuu x rengoku - uhhh, who made you decide to ship this? are you okay? 27. sanemi x mitsuri - PLEASE LEAVE MY PRESENCE. 28. obanai x sanemi - NO. THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. 29. shinobu x sanemi - NO WTHH 30. gyomei x muichiro - w-who is shipping this, i'm actually going to slam my head against a wall 31. muichiro x mitsuri - why do people ship this. muichiro is a minor, HES FOURTEEN, and mitsuri is NINETEEN. 32. muichiro x shinobu - *dies cutely* 33. muichiro x giyuu - no bruh i dont even see them as friends, muichiro sees giyuu as a DECORATIVE OBJECT. they can't be emo together, sorry 34. obanai x tanjiro - please throw yourself in a trashcan 35. sanemi x tanjiro - throw yourself and all the obanai x taanjiro shippers in the trashcan