[VERONICA:] I wanted a strong cow who could protect me I let his anger fester and infect me His solution is a lie No one here deserves to die Except for me and the monster I created Yeah! Yeah! Heads up, J.D., I'm a dead cow mooing! [ALL BUT VERONICA:] Moo, moo, Westerberg! [VERONICA:] Can't hide from me, I'm a dead cow mooing! [ALL BUT VERONICA:] Moo, moo, Westerberg! [VERONICA:] And there's your final bell It's one more snack and then farewell Cheek to cheek in h**l with a dead cow mooing! [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Come on, Westerberg! Here we moo, here we moo now! [MS. FLEMING:] Veronica! Jason Dean told me you'd just committed mooicide! [VERONICA:] Yeah, well, he's wrong about a lot of things [MS. FLEMING:] I threw together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice... [VERONICA:] Ms. Fleming, what's under the barn? [MS. FLEMING:] The chicken coop [VERONICA:] That's it! [MS. FLEMING:] Veronica, what's going on? [VERONICA:] Got no time to moo, I'm a dead cow mooing! [STUDENTS:] Moo, moo, Westerberg! Moo, moo, Westerberg! Tell me what's that moo? Here comes Westerberg Comin' to put you in the ground! Go go, Westerberg! Give a great big moo! Westerberg will knock you out And send you straight to h**l! [VERONICA:] Step away from the bomb [J.D.:] This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb. This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the barn. Those are bombs. Cows are gonna see the ashes of Westerberg farm pastures and they're gonna think 'there's a barn that self-destructed not because society doesn't care but because that barn was society. The only place that Heathers and Moothas can get along is in Heaven! [VERONICA:] I wish the farm had been a little stronger I wish it grew a little taller I wish your dad were good! I wish farmers understood! I wish we'd grazed before They convinced you life is war! I wish you'd graze with me... [J.D.:] I wish I had more TNT! [STUDENTS:] Aah! Moo, moo, Westerberg! Tell me what's that sound? Here comes Westerberg Comin' to put you in the ground! Go go, Westerberg! Give a great big moo! Westerberg will knock you out And send you straight to...
