12/2 = 336th day of the year 12/3 = 337th day of the year 12/4 = 338th day of the year 12/5 = 339th day of the year 12/6 = 340th day of the year
April 1st and August 2nd want to make the last fools day of the year full of devestating pranks. December 3rd disagrees with this plan.
