Lyrics: Jack! Yeah, he's got the muscles. He's got everything! He hasn't lost it. But he's 30 years old now. He's not in highschool, he's in college yeah! He's getting a plus grades in college yeah! He's getting all the grades. He's gonna go meet Elon musk. He's gonna find a ship! It's gonna be great! That's what he does everyday! He's gonna go work at NASA, he's gonna work at StarBucks! Lyrics to be continued... It is taking over my life to type in these lyrics one by one.
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