An Interview With Agent Wolf

Instructions

Agent Mint: Ladies and Gentleman, today, we are joined by the Agent that has been a prodigy for many years! Please help me welcome Agent Wolf to the stage! Agent Wolf: *Walking out onto stage, smiling and waving politely for a minute before sitting in chair provided.* "Thanks for the kind words of welcome, Agent Mint." Agent Mint: "Of course, had to give a good introduction for the best agent, didn't I?" He asked with a smile. Agent Wolf: *Nods,* and says with a small smile, "That was nice." Agent Mint: "Now, I've been asking for you to allow me to interview you for a while, what finally made you say yes?" Agent Wolf: *Thinks for a minute.* "Well, when you've got a good friend who won't stop pestering me about doing an interview, and it's starting to get really annoying having to tell him no all the time, then you've got to cave in only because you want him to stop asking, and you don't want to lose your cool." As Agent Wolf spoke, she looked away from her friend, and at the evidence. "And as a good Agent, I have to keep my cool, with everyone." Agent Mint: "So you would've punched me if I asked again?" He looked at the crowd with a small smile as they laughed. Agent Wolf: "I don't know if I would've punched you, but I probably would've done something." Agent Mint: I have a couple questions from the Audience, do you mind if I ask them?" Agent Wolf: *Shakes her head no,* and said, "I see nothing wrong with it." Agent Mint: *Pulls out a couple of note cards from pocket, and clears his throat.* "Wolf, I've been waiting for two months for your report on the missing girl in Africa. Where is it?" *Puts a fist against his throat to keep from laughing.* Agent Wolf: *Looks at the crowd, who was laughing hard, then looks at Agent Mint* Agent Mint: "I think-" He said with some difficulty. Agent Wolf: *Interrupting Mint,* "I know who it's from, and if he wants something done, then he needs to give me a pay raise." Agent Mint: *Laughing hard* Agent Wolf: "Unfortunately, that's all I have time to answer today, sorry Mint." *Stands up, and walks off stage without another word* Agent Mint: *Looks at crowd, then at the empty chair.* "Well, folks, I guess that's the end of today's show," he said, frowning. "We'll see you tomorrow, for another episode of "Agent Mint's Interviews."