So... Dandy's World! Ya'll probably have heard of it, but I'll explain how it works anyway. Basically, you play as a toon and then go to an elevator and it transports you like a story game to this place. The elevator opens to a floor, you extract machines while running from alternate versions of all the toons known as Twisteds, which are relatively covered in Ichor, a black liquid that is also the game's currency. There are plenty of toons with different abilities, there are main toons, there are items, there are trinkets, and a lot of other stuff I haven't explained yet but if you haven't played it yet but are thinking about it I'd recommend some thorough research before you start. Kay, so... I main Tisha, Lavendar Maid skin. I'm on a long dreadful quest to get Shelly and am nowhere close. I also have Cosmo, Poppy, Shrimpo, (I think Rodger?) and someone else I think but can't remember. I am absolutely terrible at distracting so I just extract, which I'm actually good at. I rarely do solo runs or duo runs. I also host quite a lot! Usually a Main Hunt or Dandy Run, it's been a lot of the latter lately. My highest floor is (Sadly) only floor 10. Now, onto some short stories! Trolls: I have met plenty of trolls in my shortish time on Dandy's World. Two noteable ones were first, a Scraps. This Scraps was very annoying. She would purposefully get twisteds to follow her and then pull herself to me so I had to deal with them. She did not do a single machine, and for a long time it was only us two so I was doing all the work. She wasn't distracting or nothin. Eventually she got some twisteds to go after me when I was on my last heart and I died. *Sad music* Next up, I've had two Goobs, so I guess I'll just talk about them both. One of them was just, you know, distracting. And then he friggin led the twisteds to me while I was doing a machine! I don't remember what the other one did because it's been a while, but... It was definitely annoying. Good Apples: The Dandy's World community is home to the best people and the worst, but thankfully their not all bad. I'm happy to say I've met more good than bad. For example, one time when I was playing as Cosmo a Flutter was distracting. They were low on hearts so I gave them one of mine. They thanked me a lot and were super nice! Eventually, because they were distracting (And helping a lot by the way), they got down to one heart again. I decided to put myself down to one heart to heal them. They showered me in "You didn't have to do that" and "You're awesome for that"'s. Eventually I died but they made it to at least Floor 14. Glad for them :3 Next is a noteable Astro and Cosmo, not in the same run but on the same level of niceness. Nothing really interesting happened with them so I won't be sharing any stories but they were both just really nice and deserve some credit. Last night I had a run with Clover, Needle, and some other toons. The entire team was great and we got pretty far. But I'll talk about only two members of the group, a Sprout and a Brightney (Clover was also Brightney, but this one was the blue skin with glasses) This was a Dandy Run, and on floor 4... Brightney bought. We were all clearly upset with this but Brightney was super nice and genuinely forgot that it was a Dandy Run, so I forgave her. She was nice and chill for the rest of the run. Sprout was pretty active and very hilarious. Clover just started roasting Dandy and threatening him and Sprout joined in. His most famous line: "Guess who's making Dandelion Salad!" He also healed a lot of people (We all agreed to not pick up any tapes and leave them for him) including me. ...And Clover......And Needle. He was just very friendly and active for the rest of the run. Nice guy! Armys: I've only been part of two armies. One: A starter only run (Does this count as an army? Idk) and a Shrimpo army. For the starter toon only run, nobody was actually a starter, just people using starter toons. I played as Poppy, and we actually all made it very far! It was great! I reached Floor 9 before I died. For the Shrimpo army... We didn't make it far enough to have any stories to be told. My Friends: I very often play with two of my friends, Needle and Clover. Needle was the one who first got obsessed with this game, she's the best at it, plays it the most, has a Dandy plush (Given to her by Silver), on a mission to get Sproutv, and is just overly attached to the game. She mains as Cosmo. She drew me a picture of twisted Shelly, too! Shelly is my fav character and my girlfriend. I mean what? Okay, we'll get to that later. Clover is about on the same level of the game as I am, mains as Brightney, and on a mission to get Vee. Okay... there's a joke in our friend group about Dandy's World when Clover once pointed a picture of Vee and said "That's my wife". So now we all have our respective husbands/wives/girlfriends! Needle: Sprout. Cheetah: Shelly. Clover: Vee.
(Continuing because description got too long) Now we must talk about why I hate this game. And no, it's not because of the toxic people, or the way things are done, or the developers (Actually, you know what, let's be careful when talking about how we feel about the developers). Ladies, Gentlemen, and everyone in-between, I present to you, my nightmare: (Btw, I don't actually hate Dandy's World, but I will keep saying that I do) My Nightmare: So when Needle was talking about Dandy's World a lot, I was thinking about it a lot. I thought about playing it then, but it was super late so I just decided to play it for the first time tomorrow, and probably with friends who can help! I went asleep that night thinking about Dandy's World... So, I was just... Myself. I was in an elevator, but like an actual less big elevator, unlike the one in Dandy's world. I was with Poppy, Goob, and someone else. When the elevator opened this place was HUGE. Imagine the entire building of Security Breach completely hollowed out. It was so dark, but I could still see literally everything for some reason. Still, very dark. There was red lighting literally everywhere and weird creepy clown painted on the walls by the entrances and exits. Now, imagine all this, in first person. Cause that's how I was seeing it. Inside the actual floor, there were just like big or small or medium playsets just around the place. Enough to fill it up, not enough to make it seem too busy with playsets at all. It was like one of those indoor playsets. And there were occasionally just little parts of playsets without the rest. (Ex, a plastic fake tree stump to hide and climb in) Yeah, one of those things, but way darker and empty and creepy. I kinda just followed Poppy because she was nicer and friendly and willing to help, kinda like a Ragatha from TADC (I know that's not actually her personality, but I didn't know anything about her so my mind just filled her in like this) Me, Poppy, and (Sprout or smthn? Or like Finn?) another guy went to hide by the Tree Stump. Other guy was popping out the top of the stump (It was hollow, btw) like a ship captain. Evil guy spotted him that I didn't get to look at because me and Poppy just RAN. Rip other guy, you will forever live in our hearts. So me and Poppy were climbing through a very long windy tube for little kids to climb through (Or dogs, idk). Suddenly this weird digital thing- here, let me walk you through what this thing looked like. So just like a normal black oval that is put into a game, but with those weird black normal spider leg things put into a game, and then a head with Black from Sprunki's face on it. Very creepy. So I died and just ended up back at the elevator. I'm pretty sure I did that a few times. And just a reminder, this was all done from a realistic human first person perspective. Next floor. For this one, I don't really remember what happened but it was a weird black creature bigger than spider black thing, probably with red tinting. I died a few times. Next floor, I was like "Okay, so I'm just gonna stay in the elevator this time and not die". So, outside there was like an actual life sized orange rock colored T-rex chasing everyone. I kept safe in my little elevator, which had now grown bigger with more room while I remain tucked in the corner, elevator door still open. Suddenly a dinosaur egg at least three times the size of me slid into the elevator and cleanly, in half, out popped a little baby dinosaur. If you go inside the project you can kinda see what it looks like, but more plasticy and turned to the side since that's where I was looking at it from. I died. Next floor! This next floor was everything from the previous floors behind, which I was NOT happy to hear. It was all super faster too. And new addition, there were now LASERS. Red lasers hovering about a foot 1/2 above the floor, all in a grid pattern covering the entire floor and moving. I now had to jump over them to not die. And... That's the end! That's why I declare that I hate Dandy's World. Weird Roleplay I Had In Roleplay Section of DW Here's the roleplay basically: (Me as Dandy, in an elevator with a little Dandy's shop, standing behind the counter peacefully): Twisted Connie: I'd like a double cheeseburger, no cheese, side of fries... And some icecream with it, too. Me(Dandy): Ma'am, this is a Costco... Twisted Connie: Then give me samples. Dandy: Uh... *Line forms behind her* Twisted Connie: Give me the samples you stupid flower. Dandy: We have a zero tolerance policy for bullying employees- *5 twisted Pebbles are just standing by Connie* T!Connie: Give me samples or my guard dogs will eat you. Dandy: Don't do that pls *T!Pebbles turn into T!Sprouts* T!Connie: Eat him you overgrown strawberries! *Twisted Sprouts attack Dandy* Dandy: *Pleading for his life* Please! I have a family! Random normal Pebble: You don't actually. Dandy: ... Dandy: I have a dog! Connie: *Steals all the samples* I'M EATING THEM ALL!
