[MS. FLEMING, spoken] Hello, Westerburg! Welcome to our special herding! Don't even call it a herding—it's a listen-in. (unintelligible screaming) We all need milking and grazing, so to kick it off, let's give a big welcome to the number two unsigned band in all of Ohio: Mooing in America! [LEAD SINGER, spoken] Hello, Westerburg! We're here to tell you that mooicide is for squares and losers; rock and roll is life! One, two, three, yeah! [LEAD SINGER] Let me warn ya' bout the cow named Sue She'll make all your nightmares come true Late at night she grazes in your head Makes you feel like you should be beef! [BACKUP VOCALS] Stay away from [LEAD SINGER] Miss Teenage Mooicide [BACKUP VOCALS] Teenage Mooicide! [LEAD SINGER] Oh, the misery Miss Teenage Mooicide! [BACKUP VOCALS] Teenage Mooicide!
